Real goths use 1024 * 768 (and worship cheesy colours)...

You will not be saved by Jesus Christ
You will not be saved by the God Plutonium

In fact,
you will NOT be saved!


Welcome To The

ORIGINAL

Thanks to Maccad for the logo!

...probably the one and only cheesy site on the web...

Read my disclaimer before you ENTER the Goth Goose of the Week.

Disclaimer:

The only purpose of this site is to entertain people and make the Goth Geese both laugh at and reflect on themselves since most of the (fake) goths take themselves too seriously. These pages are not meant to hurt the Goth Geese! I only review their attitudes towards goth (a good thing in general) and mansonism (argh!), the way how they dress themselves up and leave my very sarcastic and frank notes and judgements. I do not make jokes on personal attributes like weight, height and so on as it does not fit the high level I use. If you are a Goth Goose AND ugly - really bad luck, babe! - it is your problem, not mine because I criticize your gooseness only and nothing else. That keeps me within the "fair use" clause, and thus, I am not in violation of any laws. You have chosen to present yourself with a homepage in the web. So you have to deal with people who don't like the stuff you say. That's the way it is... If you cannot stand the heat get out of the kitchen! Got it?

Just a few rules:

1. I condemn mailbombing! Never do something like this!
2. I condemn spamming guestbooks. One entry is enough!
3. I condemn stupid guestbook entries which only show hate and primitive insults.
If you want to post into someone's guestbook make an intelligent but not primitive entry!


said: "Hurt me plenty!"