Member Name: Akasha Caduceus
Sex: Yes, please....
Favorite form of torture: Find out for yourself..... ; )
Favorite Beverage: Blood
Location: Insanity, also, the Seventh Level of Hell
Birthdate: I'm Immortal....who cares?
Hobbies: Killing people, listening to music, killing people, drawing, killing people, writing, killing people......you get the idea...!
Computers: Ummm.....a computer.
Obsessions: Killing people, casting spells, beautiful people
Occupation: School....future Body Modification Artist
Tattoos: A small black Ankh on my chest
Personal Quote: "Pleasure can be found through Pain"

Hm... Killing people is a hobby of her? Never heard more shit... Okay, that's a lie. Actually I find her descriptions of the birthdate, location, obsessions, and occupation as painful as the rest of Akasha Caduceus.

"WARNING: This page is dedicated and is about "real" vampires....people who like to drink blood, and people who actually NEED to drink blood."
Fuck you, I cannot hear it anymore. This stupid vampire shit. Why don't you get a fucking life? Or cast a spell on me! I do not really care but please grow up! Who the fuck needs to drink blood? The only need *I* have is to buy a gun and a ticket to America.
I cannot help myself, everywhere I see vampire related stuff which automatically means ridiculous stuff to me. Let's have a look at this "interview" for example:

Akasha: First off, are you a pych-vampire, or blood vampire.....?
Antonius: Blood
Akasha: Could you tell me about your donors....methods you use....?
Antonius: Suduction of women....sometimes knife, sometimes a bite during sex.
Akasha: Do you crave blood?
Antonius: Yes I crave it. (But) drugs are bad, because they make the blood bitter.
Akasha: How much blood do you usually consume at a time?
Antonius: Not much, maybe 1/2 pint. It's like trying to drink too much water....you get that feeling in your stomach if you have too much.
Akasha: How often do you drink blood?
Antonius: When I get the chance. I will get as much as i can, but I hit my dry spells-
Akasha: Is there anything else you'd like to offer that you can thing of?
Antonius: I like garlic, sunlight, and I can see my reflection in mirrors....I have been alive since 68bc according to the Christian calander.

After reading this I had to interview Akasha as well and here you can read it:

Straylight: First of all, are you a real idiot or a fake goth?
Akasha: Both of it, I am a real idiot and a fake goth.
Straylight: What are the methods you use?
Akasha: My methods are bad make-up, stupid remarks and a large overestimation of myself.
Straylight: How often do you make a fool of yourself?
Akasha: When I get the chance. I try as often as I can and I think I am a clown 24/7.
Straylight: Absolutely! Is there anything else you would like to say?
Akasha: Yes, I know I have a ludicrous homepage in the web but please don't be too hard on me because I do not really know better!
Straylight: Wow, what an incredible self-knowledge! This is the first step to get on the right way. Good luck for becoming less ridiculous.