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For Week Starting December 7th, 1998

Altara

in gooseness my heart was won...

God, this is ugly!

Cognosce te ipsum!

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Grandmothers going gothic! Somehow I feel very sick now... But I have to stare at this photo. Altara looks like Cryptie with tits... And: It's fascinating!

"My Name is Altara, I am the Evilone and that name fits me. I am poison since my body is covered in Venom and i may just attack so you better watchout. I am the Mistress of all evil and you should be very frightened. I will show you what i look like so you can run when you see me."

I'd rather say following: "My name is Altara, I am the Insaneone and that name fits me. I stink since by body is covered in dogshit and I may just fart so you better watch out. I am the Mistress of all disgust and you should be heavily laughing at me. I will show you what I look like so you can run far away when you see me."

And again we have bad html, ridiculous poetry, poor links and pictures of friends who are all pretty fine candidates for the Goth Goose award. Here is a little example of her writing skills:

DOUBLE DEATH

i see the corpse
of a familiar face
the smell of new death
a beautiful taste
of your own death

take the sharp dagger
cut you even more
blood is pouring out
like a river flood

i devour your flesh
like i've never ate
i drank your blood
like it's my last drink
now all that's left
is your bare bones

as your lifeless corpse
begins to decay
i want more
a new victim
to torture insanely
someone so pure
the innocent blood
of the baby inside
as your child never had the chance....

Hell, where did she write this shit? On a toilet? Even in delirium tremens I would not be able to write such a piece of horseshit.

"Now here are some Scary Picture of me.... so for the torture...."
Nooooooo! Are you insane? How can you be so cruel to the .net goths?
Actually I would like to write more but since I got a very strong retching I better walk to my toilet and write some poems about double death.

Good night.



This Goth Goose was nominated by NyCiLa1547 and Spiral.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://www.angelfire.com/fl/BlackMetalRoseGarden/index.html

NEWS (June 24, 1999): It seems like it's another success again! The homepage has been removed...

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You're an inspiration for birth control!"



real goths laughed at ALTARA since 7 December 1998




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