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April 1998
Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
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I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
DeadAngel
in gooseness my heart was won...
Yet again I am very proud to present you another hideous Goth Goose. This month's Goose is Joshua W. Parish aka DeadAngel with a special guest appearance: His litttle under age spooky sister. Joshua was "born on a cold Friday morning, during the blizzard of '78. The date was Friday, January the 13th (being born on a Friday the 13th is how some of [his] friends explain [his] weirdness)". ACK!!! Weirdness??? This explains your gooseness! Here is the prove: "I also have been to seen Marilyn Manson four times in concert." You are nothing better than two Marilyn Manson sluts who need to get a life. Shit, DeadAngel's photo page consists only of himself with dumb MM t-shirts. I bet that he even wears yellow-green Marilyn Manson underwear! Although there is a picture of Joshua using a Robert Smith t-shirt I do not doubt that this is just his "alibi photo" to make us think that he is not as stupid as Joshua seems to be. The most disgusting thing which rates his page quite high in the sheerly annoying category are DeadAngel's lame "satan logos" like "satan now", "satannet explorer" or "satan inside". Wow... Very gothic! And, hahahahaha, next to some MM quotes he tried to strew in some "wise" remarks of himself:
- "The older I get, the younger I act." (unfortunately it's true, although "The older I get, the less intelligent I act" fits better)
- "We are the sane ones in an insane world." (no, you are the most stupid one in a pretty normal world)
I would not even give DeadAngel a job as a fork-lift driver (hello Cryptie) unless he learns how to take decent photos of himself. What do you think?
This Goth Goose was nominated by Arilyn Moonblade again! I have to admit that you are really one of the best Goth Geese hunters. You have sent so many nominations that I'm having enough Goth Geese for years now...
Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/6776/
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"
real goths laughed at DEADANGEL since 28 April 1998
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