MARCH 1998
Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
Ashe/Spooky
in gooseness my heart was won...
"Yes, apparently I do look like Ashe... and Trent Reznor..." No you piece of bird-dung! You look like a scarecrow! Oh My Goth!!!!! This ridiculous spooky kid Nick Poremskis wants to be called Ashe or Spooky (shit, he really wants to be called like this!!!) He is an Aussie Goth Goose and was born in Sydney, NSW, Australia in 1979 (his age says it all!) and I have never seen a guy who is farther away from what is called being goth than this poor piece of batshit. I cannot expect from you to have a look at Ashe's homepage so I have to quote the kind of shit he writes:1. "During my time in Hobart, I realised that the only group of people I fit in with is the Goth sub-culture..."
2. "I have friends in Brisbane... however they were all old enough to go to the Goth-Clubs... doesn't age limitations suck?"
3. "When I finally saw the movie 'The Crow' I realised that there was something deeper than just a bit of mindless violence behind the movie... I became to realise that the film reflected my pain, and so now the film is sort of an icon to me... do not talk badly of it whilst in my realm... otherwise you shall not be welcome in the darkness again."
Look at the picture: Even the guy on the right side laughs at his shitty make-up! Well, I prefer the other picture where Ashe gets from me what he deserves. Shit, I had so much fun doing this... Of course he listens to typical goth, UUPS!, Goose music: Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails. Very disappointing is that he also likes the legendary Alien Sex Fiend and Bauhaus which makes me feel ashamed for all true goths out there! Although Nick the dick thinks that he is skilled in writing, acting and photography we do all know that he is NOT. For those of you who do not believe yet (this must be only a few) please read his the-crow-kindergarten-stories! I have got to stop now, I cannot stand him anymore, I really have to go and vomit now!
This Goth Goose was nominated by Arabel and Arilyn Moonblade. Cool job! You have submitted one of the best Goth Geese (or should I better say "worst"?) ever.
Ashe's URL is no longer valid.
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You bottom dwelling scum sucker..."