Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting June 21st, 1999
Autumn
in gooseness my heart was won...
"Do remember...i did not make this page for you...so don't bitch to me about it, Constructive criticism and compliments are welcome in my Guestbook...Insults and other angry babble will immediately be deleted. All E-Mail is for suggestions only.Remember...once again....this website was not created for your entertainment...merely as a place for me to express myself! and if you don't like it...go away!"
Wow, this sounds like an interesting site for Goth Goose and - shit! - after going to Autumn's biography I know that this IS an interesting (haha) site. Well, interesting is the wrong expression, painful is much better.
"Satan", "Psycho", " Bitch Goddess", "GLITTER Goth", "PEZ Goddess", "Jolt's Best Friend", "Sex Kitten", "Sex Goddess", "Candy Goth", "Little Black Rain Cloud", "Punk Rock Grrl", "Jeanette's Sex Toy", "Nina's Li'l Whore", "Surge/PEZ/Jolt Addict", "Snyder's Ho", "Lollie Whore", "Dolly", "Kandy Grrl", "Drowned Rat"
Shut up, teenie angst kid! Stop making us believe that you have many friends who call you all these names. Besides some of these nicknames deserve a comment:
"Satan": What a fucking good laugh.
"Psycho": Waaah! What knows a boring kid about being psycho? Go playing in your garden.
"GLITTER Goth": You are neither glitter nor goth, you are moronic!
"Sex Goddess": Come on, kid, I have sex with women, not with a little pseudo-gothic chicken. Watch MTV and dream of Gitane Demone.
"Candy Goth": ARGH. I bet you taste like an old chewing gum.
"Little Black Rain Cloud": Prrrrrffffzzz! Poor cheesy Goth Goose I'd rather call you...
"Drowned Rat": In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings...
"Call Me: Autumn, "Kandy","Le Mieux"(that's french for the bat); (pleeze call me one of those three)"
Brrr. I call you "clown", okay?
Oh no, what did I see? Autumn likes Brandon in fishnets. Let's have a look at the things she dislikes...
"Dislikes: preppies who think they're cool, puff daddy, flynn, people when they try to get me mad at Geddon, certain words, Tommie still having my Medevil game for psx, Luis (aka Gabriel),when little kids decide to sled in fresh snow, films with jackie chan and Sandra Bullock, teletubbies,Xtians who think they're gonna "Save my soul",dolls with names like "Potty Dottie", school,the squeaky sound my boots make for the next week when i step in a puddle"
Hm, sounds like a typical frustrated suburban child. At any rate it does not sound like a "Sex Goddess". Muahahahahahahaha!
"Occupation: i am a little black rain cloud, comic book artiste,commedienne,dj"
Damn, this sounds pretty cool. Girl, you are a joke! Don't you see it?
Sexual Preference: Bisexual...(leaning more towards the males though..)
Oh, bisexual is oh so goth! How typical for a Goth Goose...
Age: 15 (i never acted that way though)
Oh no, you act like a 5 years old child.
Suddenly I have been on Autumn's online diary page. And guess what happened? I couldn't stop laughing at her ridiculous entries. If anybody out there needs a good laugh, go there and feel better. Besides you can also read her boring short story about a guy called Trent - LOL! - and his career. I have to admit that this is one of the funniest (and of course it was not intended) sites I have ever seen.
This Goth Goose was nominated by Neuromantic.
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"