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For Week Starting September 21st, 1998
Baby Goth
in gooseness my heart was won...
Uh, I did not know that the latest vampire style is to wear a scarecrow outfit. And how much have I gone down when I can laugh at 15 years old "weekend goth girls"? This week's Goth Goose is Barbara aka Baby Goth, Ghost, Ghosty_Baby, BABS-E, BABS or - as she likes to describe herself - "and for one person 'FREAK!'". The reason why she did not write much text about herself is that she has "nothing to say" and "it ruins the effect" which makes me wonder: What kind of effect? In my opinion it ruins the effect even more now! Come on, it does not make any sense when Barbara wants to make us think she knows how to be goth when the first thing I hear is a stupid Marilyn Manson midi file. Well, listening to Marilyn Manson AND being a goth is not an incompatible antithesis but when you recognize that the only gothic part of her homepage is the Manson midi you feel quite disinclined to go any further! And when you finally realize that her so-called thumbnail page does not consist of real thumbnails but nothing more than the original images squashed down into HEIGHT= and WIDTH= fields you just feel the need to forget this stupid place in the WWW very fast again. But what do you expect from a teen goth who has a link to a Leonardo DiCaprio webpage? Barbara has even created her own gothic webring... Hahahaha! No clue about gothic life but having a webring... Would anyone out there please teach her some style? :-) At least these innocent puberty goths are better and less detestable than the overdone Goth Geese of the last time. There exists hope!
This Goth Goose was nominated by Necroangel.
Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Prairie/8024/index.html
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"
real goths laughed at BABY GOTH since 21 September 1998
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