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For Week Starting January 4th, 1999

Black Nails

in gooseness my heart was won...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cognosce te ipsum!

Hahahahahaha, is this a pizza paste with flour or a gothic face? I'm not sure yet but a thing I already know is that I do not want to taste it. After I fixed my terrible harddrive crash I am back again and proudly present another stunning Goth Goose called Black Nails with his "merciful GOTH page". Does he think his poor shit is a merciful release like the good old The Sisters Of Mercy albums? And what the fuck do we have on the site of Pizza Ridiculous? Actually nothing special, just a single html page with a highly stupid photo, a very interesting text and a menace in hacker language to every goth outside:

"RuN AwAy GoD, BlAcK NaIlS iS HeRe!!!"
Not only God runs away - everybody without Swiss cheese in the brain runs away from you, too!

"Hello, and welcome to BlAcK NaIl's merciful GOTH page"
As I've said before you are not Andrew Eldritch!

"To some of you I will now be the face behind the words on a certain chat page"
To me you will be my amusement whenever I'm out for eating pizza. By the way: Undernet #goth is set to "+b #goth blacknails@*"! :-)

"This page is currently under construction, so i have no idea what the F**k to put on it."
Me neither! Maybe you should consider these things on your own first before you upload such an alpha release of a pseudo-gothic page...

"However please find amusement from the news clipping below, I'm sure those of you who are like me will know why."
BE LIKE YOU??? Are you kidding? I would not even wish my worst enemy to be like you! And the amusement we do not find from your amateurishly scanned news but from the photo of yourself.

And finally here's a little tip: If you want us to think you are a goth wear a t-shirt from the golden era of The Sisters which had been between 1983 - 1985. But I guess that at this time you had been listening to KC and The Sunshine Band and did not know that the Sisters exist.


This Goth Goose was nominated by H.P. Lovecraft.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://members.tripod.com/~fallenangel6six6/BlAcKNaIlS.html

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "Damn, you are ugly!"



real goths laughed at BLACK NAILS since 4 January 1999



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