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Hey Mr. Superstar
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Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting November 2nd, 1998
The Black Pope
in gooseness my heart was won...
You have waited so long (if you got a big red pustule on your nose because of looking at Eurogoth's picture for three weeks you can send your doctor's bill to me and I will gladly balance your account) for a new Goth Goose and so I thought "You deserve something special this time!" (Stray, you are such an sarcastic moron! *grin*). So here it is: The Goth Goose for the week starting November 2 is a very poor Mansonite called The Black Pope aka Erin.
Shit, the java script saying "The Black Pope sez: It takes a long fucking time to load, so be patient. It's worth the wait tho." should have warned me but I must have been an idealistic ignorasmus (that's an alliteration for those who want to learn something. *smile*) as I pressed the confirm button with my little sweet innocence. And what is the first thing I see (after I had to wait more than one minute for the page to load)? Erin's logo of her so-called "The Black Pope's Marilyn Manson Page Of Fuck". Cool, hm? ...and so extraordinary! Her entire homepae only consists of Marilyn Manson pics. Well, I do not really want to read a long supercilious text of an egocentric Manson whore but a little kind of information about the creator of the page would be nice, don't you think? Okay, I click at the link "Pix of Pope (me)" and - what the fuck??? - it brings me to a Tripod page where she has the rest of her lousy site. Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now everything is clear for me and I do not need more to pronounce my eternal and righteous judgement : The Black Pope is a worthy Goth Goose of the Week and she has got her little fame for one short week in her life. GROW UP! Does she not realize that Marilyn Manson is more intelligent than all of his worshipping idiots? If she made a reasonable fan page it would be pretty okay for all of us but just another "I worship you!"-page in the Internet is more than I can endure...
Just a little personal note: And - hahahahahaha - the really ridiculous thing is that I'm listening to Marilyn Manson's "Mechanical Animals" while I write this text. I better put a real gothic rock CD into my player now... Hm, Fields of the Nephilim sounds okay to me!
This Goth Goose was nominated by NyCiLa1547.
Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!
http://theblackpope.8m.com/
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "Damn, you are ugly!"
real goths laughed at THE BLACK POPE since 2 November 1998
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