Okay, let's have a look at his "about me"-page.... Damn, my eyes! Is this REALLY the title of his page? "DEAD BOY" ??????? Boy, I wish you were or at least your homepage would be deleted by the people of Tripod. Who, if not a Goth Goose, would call his bio page "Dead Boy"? Ts, ts, ts... And why the fuck won't his page finish loading? Oh God, he's not only a Goth Goose but also HTML beginner. All his photos are not resized to thumbnails; he just changed the width/height-fields in his HTML. Hm, I want to know if there are more things I can make fun of... Ohhhhh, yeeeeesssssss:

"...How Dark Is Too Dark?..."
I say: ...How Moronic Is Too Moronic?...

"Most of you who know me have given me lots of advice"
They should have done better...

"Without you my progress would never have been possible."
Hrrm, which progress? Your HTML sucks, your "gothic" (Argh!) style sucks and - Damn! - everything I have seen so far from you sucks!

"I have never been happier in my life."
Well, this is something you have said before you saw this page! :-)

"For once everything that is important to me is going in the right direction."
As far as I can estimate this is not valid for your "gothic" evolution.

"I recently got into piercings! I have gotten my tongue and my nipples done. I find them to be an attractive added accessory. Septum in a few weeks... Yay! Yes Still waiting... I haven't had much money lately....."
You recently got into piercings? You've got your nipples done? Wow, you are a very wild boy! ...and so interesting! An attractive added accessory? God, you are so extraordinary! ... I wished they pierced your brain!

"I do a Darkwave Music Show on Mondays from 5pm to 7pm..."
They let somebody like you do a Dark Wave music show? How much did you pay them? I bet your Dark Wave music show consists of MM; NIN and Type O songs only. Oh holy fellows of Necroangel (*regards Amanda!* :-), are you really sure you know what you are talking about?

"For those of you interested I am single again but.... I don't really want any Long distance between my next Love and I. I find that the distance does hurt me so. I will have very recent pictures posted below come the next couple of weeks. So if you want to see me now.... keep on Checking back...."
No, I am not interested - neither is anybody else here! Recent pictures? Do you mean these which are already below your scribble? Scary, scary...

"Dark Korners I Love To Hide In"
Yes, your "korners" are really dark. As dark as your spelling abilities... And of course a link to Cossack's GBotW is something to hide in. Very interesting... I guess you meant "Voyeurism corners I love to hide in", don't you?

Okiedokie, back to his index page (only the most stupid people call an index "goth.html") - what painful things do we have here?

"Type O Negative Advance Orders Being Taken!!!"
HA!!!!! HA!!!!!! WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY? Again I see this Type O Shit!

"My Pages Of Darkness"
Dark is only the vacuum in your head, boy...

"What Is Gothic?: A Well Written Essay (Best Definition)"
Oh God, who is responsible for this waste of Bits and Bytes? The worst thing is when wanna-be goths post definitions of even bigger wanna-be Goth Geese...

"Foto Gallery:Some of My Dark Art"
Do you really want to tell me this is dark art? Boy, if I coloured my toilet seat black it would even be more dark art than your lousily taken photographs of microsmall pictures! You can give copyrights to your photos as often as you want since I am pretty sure that nobody wants to use them.

"Respected Musicians:Great Musicians I have met."
Piggy Steele, ups, of course I mean Peter Steele is a respected and great musician? Damn, his voice sounds like the one from Kermit The Frog! Get to know some real artists.

"BOOK OF GOTHS"
Oh no, I don't want to believe this! He really called his guestbook "book of goths"! This is disgusting! This is really, really disgusting!