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Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you


For Week Starting March 15th, 1999

Cryptorchid

in gooseness my heart was won...

Proud of being a Goth Goose!

Cognosce te ipsum!

I don't know if this picture is fake or not (I'd rather guess it's not!) but our sweet Amy Amanda aka Cryptorchid calls it "This is me gothed out.".
I say: It's time for a reality check (hello Catty Goths :-), it's time for getting what you deserve!
What the fuck is the meaning of the anarchy symbol on the forehead? Gothed out.... Haha, what a laugh! And what's the black kindergarten scrawling on the face? Damn, every teenage girl from my swimming club (LOL, very gothic, I know!) can do better make-up than Cryptorchid. And please stop looking on photos like you want to make the spectator get horny.

I am very sorry for ending my review here. I know I have made it very short and I could write much more but I'll be in Munich/München from Monday to Friday and therefore I have to hurry up. As a little apology you get the new Goth Goose on Sunday (today) which is one day earlier than usual. :-) Please go to her homepage and laugh at her terrible lack in html skills (again we have a Goose without an index page), her primitive layout, the ridiculous hacker style, her stupid Manson shit and much more. I'll be back online on Friday. Bye!


This Goth Goose was nominated by Isobel.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://members.tripod.com/~glamfag/main.html

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You bottom dwelling scum sucker!"



real goths laughed at CRYPTORCHID since 14 March 1999



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