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Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you


For Week Starting July 27th, 1998

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in gooseness my heart was won...

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cognosce te ipsum!

WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM? I cannot believe it... Oh my God, how can he make such a fool of himself? I have to admit that whenever I look at his photo it causes flatulence. And I guess you know how it feels. Unfortunately I do not know what's the name of this jumping jack but believe me: It's insignificant! The only thing we know that he is a perfect Goth Goose! How outrageous it is that he uses a cap of the fantastic band Skinny Puppy... I love their music so much but now? This Goth Goose has killed all my ideals! BAH!!! Would it be mean if I say that he is just a poor waste of amino acids?

NEWS (July 27th, 1998): Just a few hours after I have uploaded the new Goth Goose I received an e-mail from Louise Lichville. She told me that the name of this unknown guy above is Dan and he usually calls himself FallenAngel or FallenAng on IRC channels like #thecure.


This Goth Goose was nominated by Celestyna from Undernet #goth by sending the photo via dcc. Unfortunately this guy doesn't have a homepage!

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at DAN since 27 July 1998



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