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For Week Starting March 22nd, 1999

Dark Omen

in gooseness my heart was won...

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Cognosce te ipsum!

Where the fuck do all these Manson bastards come from? Here we have another Goth Goose who thinks he's a goth just because he knows how to spell the word. Nick aka Dark Omen is nothing than a poor rural farmer who is so sick of his little world. I only wonder if it was LSD or just not enough oxygen during his birth which made Nick call the photo you can see above "Goth Farmer"?!?!?! Fuck it, a Manson t-shirt, a skull and a hay-fork is not goth - it rather looks like a date with some country-like spooky idiots.

"Favorite bands: Marilyn Manson, White Zombie, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Coal Chamber, and just about any other heavy metal or goth music."
And now I shall think you know anything about goth? What a waste of time! If only I could find something on your page that looks goth but as I have already said - what a waste of time! Live your poor spooky life and shut up.

"NIN chat: Another good place to meet freaks and goths.
Church of the Anti-Christ Svperstar: One of the best Marilyn Manson sites yet another great chat room to meet freaks and goths.
"
Shut up, you moron! I cannot hear it anymore. Freaks and goths.... The last thing real goths want is to be affiliated with freaks.

"Dislikes: people that think they're better than me"
Ha, this must be everyone! And they do not only think they are better than you, they ARE better than you! Go farming and hopefully get bulldozed by a mower!

"Sex: yes please, I'm a male(duh)
Age: 666 years old i mean 18
"
Thought you are 12!

And ludicrous "rumours" at your bio.html just make me laugh at you. Where the fuck are your parents? You need help! NOW! Do you really think you can make us believe that you are cool? Lousy farmer! Go away from me!!!



This Goth Goose was nominated by Bonqueefa.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Castle/1371/

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You are an inspiration for birth control!"



real goths laughed at DARK OMEN since 26 March 1999




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