Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting August 24th, 1998
Darky Nosferatu
in gooseness my heart was won...
Oh my God, Darky Nosferatu is over 20 years old but acts like a child. A nice face does not save you from being a Goth Goose! This is the worst "I-am-partially-goth-only!" page I have seen so far. Actually Darky Nosferatu looks quite sweet and has not the typical Goth Goose outfit but her "Manson Central" site makes me crack up.
"I am a mixture of a goth and a spooky kid."
No, unfortunately not. You are a spooky kid, a spooky kid and a spooky kid. Neither more nor less.
"I don't really consider myself really gothic, just that I resemble one a bit. I mean, I got the hair goin' on and the clothes and shit."
You are right: I do not consider you really gothic neither. In fact you do not resemble us a bit! Come on, you have long hair, dark clothes and shit (Uh? Shit makes you gothic? I must be a übergoth then because I shit at least twice a day!) and think you belong to the gothic society? Enumerating one goth band among a lot of no-goth ones is really no proof of being affiliated with the goth movement. As long as your "MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT(S)" is "Meeting MR. MANSON in Florida June '97" you'll stay what you are at the moment: A Goth Goose. Not a nice prospect, hm? And her "Are you really a true goth?" test is really lame. What does a spooky kid know about goth? I'm still trying to find out the answer...
This Goth Goose was nominated by Saiorse, Necroangel, Yggdrasil, Angel, Lady Greycat, Nace Plaux and Daednu.
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You are an inspiration for birth control."