"Life sucks..."
Especially if I were like you...

"so make the best of it...and HAVE FUN!"
Could be difficult for you from now on... :-)

LOL, and she calls herself Gothic Mom. Damn, you are right, this is really, really, really a very, very, very original and funny nickname. Hahaha, so intelligent... Why don't you call yourself Gothic Wanna-bee Clown?

"Hobbies: Looking freaky"
Oh, so cool!!! You are so freaky that you are already boring! Every Goth Goose wants to be freaky but most of you are only plain ludicrous.

"Fav. Material: Fishnets"
Fishnet, fishnet, fishnet, I cannot hear it anymore!!! Fishnet will be my most hated word for 1999. You want to be goth? Shit, you are fishing in troubled waters, you little stupid fish stick.

"Fav. Movie: "Blood Sucking Freaks" "
F U C K I T ! ! ! Arghflsprotzprftttgnnnnngrrrrrarghl!

"Fav. Day: Halloween"
...because I can be so wild and frolicsome! You are so extraordinary, you monstrous product of a MM worshipping society!

Argh, and Goth Makeup is a fetish for DeadHorror. Do you know mine? Giving people what they deserve. I could say you have been condemned at the Court of Gothic Justic here at gothgoose.net!

"Bra Size: 34 D (36 DD, 8 months pregnant)" What's under your bra is certainly the last "thing" I would like to see from you. Actually it is already enough that I have seen your face!