Goth Goose December 1997: Eiregoff

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DECEMBER 1997

Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you

Tweety Eiregoff Tweety

in gooseness my heart was won...

I am proud to be a Goth Goose!!!

In all the times I have watched Tracy Robertson's site after I received the nomination I couldn't and can't understand why she calls herself EireGOFF. In my opinion the perfect nickname would be EireGOOF which sounds really more honest and fits better. She is a 19 years old Nashville Goose with a very annoying "goff" site where even most of her pictures do not work! Oh, talking about pictures, don't you think that the photo above has such an erotic aura that it should be x-rated? Shit, read this stupid remark about herself:

"I am now an official 'Goth Scout'"
Hahahaha, dear EireGoof, there is another decoration for you now:

Now you are an official Goth Goose!
Besides she is one of these feeble-minded who think the Goth Code is cool and makes oneself very gothic... But, dear friends, your favourite goose hunter Straylight has bothered to decode this accumulation of shit and is proud to present the translation:

My Goth Code V3.1:
GoCD3$Im3Th3TFeAn66PPeSaRB21/43Bk]3cBk
Bu(sb)-s8V6sM1ZGoGoiExFoC6oa19+n7Db65
H175g7LO591AmEa0@Z6w71r6Bp3ZZZZzD67!h9
(TFeAn)sF9NSrNnK6BSDsTN1293CNRzSLusTn5

Straylight's translation:
I am an American stupid Goff Goose and wear cheesy selfmade clothes!
I have no clue what being gothic means but it doesn't matter since I
will never be a goth even if I knew how to become one. My favourite bird is a
chicken and - hahahaha, yes it's true - I am a chicken, too!

But it's not the Goth Code alone which makes EireGoof a Goth Goose, no, there are even a few more things which make her what she is - a black turkey:

Eire's Goffick Fwiends Page (a very good source for future Goth Geese)
The Tragic Sun Zine (only tragic because of wasting valuable web space)
Her homebased company (where she creates disgusting UNgothic clothes)
Her awards (especially the "Goffic Page Award" which I will certainly gain!!!)

This Goth Goose was nominated by Emmaleen and (small wonder) I have to admit: Emmaleen, you did a good job by submitting Eiregoff's URL!

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!

http://members.tripod.com/~Batty_Page/EireGoff.html

Latest news (December 6, 1997): Helen wrote me an e-mail to say that she HEAVILY supports the December Goth Goose also known as EireGoof and wants her name to be read next to Emmaleen's nomination!

NEWS (August 21, 1998): Loki was so kind to inform me that Eiregoff's homepage has moved to a new URL. The link above is already changed. She has also re-edited her pages and luckily they look better now....

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my Duke Nukem Rating: "Ha ha ha...Wasted!"

real goths laughed at EIREGOFF since 15 April 1998

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