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For Week Starting June 28th, 1999

Erick

in gooseness my heart was won...

Crow make-up sucks!

Cognosce te ipsum!

Where the hell does Erick aka Brandon aka Todesengel aka Cold Reign come from? I mean what do you think of a person who calls his homepage "Todesengel"? Maybe he does not even know the translation (he seems to have problems with foreign words because he describes himself as hetero but also claims to be nympho which means to be very very crazy about men. Dear Brandon-baby, get a dictionary first before trying to impress us!) Okay, a good attribute is that he hates Mansonites and Brian Warner but, come on, do you think that this could excuse the stupid The Crow make-up? I call it moronic. Or with better words: Goth Goose style. This bad make-up attempts life of my eyes.

"Piercings... Of course, Eyebrow(left, did myself)"
...and the result: an additional brain damage - shit!

"I love to write goth style poems and songs"
Oh, what do we have here? The reincarnation of Shakespeare? In this case go back into your tomb! Or is it just a poor attempt to become interesting for teenie angst kids going through puberty?

"I am more intelligent and mature than most adults around where I live"
Oh, many teens like you live in hick towns playing with pigs and little cats all day long! Each of us can imagine how boring that gets after 17 years. So you started to imagine you were intelligent and mature...

"I love cemeteries and having sex in them."
Don't forget: Having sex does not usually mean being intimate with yourself. And by the way there are more comfortable places for making sex than mud.

"I'm also a minister(legally), I love Vampires, I am Pagan, I am sure this is boring the hell out of you"
No, hell, no, I am still laughing my ass off...


This Goth Goose was nominated by Lady Delirium.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://www.angelfire.com/or/todesengel/

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "HA HA HA, wasted!"



real goths laughed at ERICK since 30 June 1999



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