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For Week Starting October 12th, 1998

Eurogoth

in gooseness my heart was won...

...already dead!

Cognosce te ipsum!

Dear Lord, Jesus, Buddha and Jehova, I have always been honest and good to you so I kindly ask for a very little favour: Please let AOL delete all the accounts of the fake goths because I cannot stand these people anymore. I don't want to see them but whatever I do and wherever I go they are just everywhere! That's my only wish for christmas...
Eurogoth is just another perfect example for a typical Goth Goose: Older than Cryptie, a stupid picture which makes me wonder if he turns into a werewolf at night and a funny (actually it is silly only) AOL profile. Would you believe that Eurogoth is almost twice as old as I am? And would you believe that he is only half as mature as I am? To make it more easy for you I'll tell you his date of birth: --- 1949 ---

At the age of 49 years I will hopefully be rich, have found a famous chemical reaction which will bear my name and I hope to have a lot of cars, a big villa and a better hatter than Eurogoth has but I don't want to make fake goth pictures in order to impress teen goths. On the other hand with 49 years you are so old that you ARE pretty goth! Hehehehehehe! And... Doesn't he have enough money to buy an undershirt????? Come on, a Sisters or a Cure t-shirt would do it.... BUT DON'T MAKE PSEUDO-HORNY VAMPIRE PICTURES!!!!!!!!! Thanks in advance....


This Goth Goose was nominated by Necroangel.

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Unfortunately Eurogoth does not have a homepage. I received the picture by mail..

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at EUROGOTH since 12 October 1998



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