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For Week Starting July 12th, 1999

GothGuy

in gooseness my heart was won...

GothGuy? Hahahahaha!

Cognosce te ipsum!

I'm back from hospital (got a mental shock because of seeing last week's Goth Goose for too long) but I still feel weak I can't write another long and hysterical article but on the other hand you will agree that there is no need for it when you see GothGuy's photo. Well, it's not Cryptie, not Eurogoth and not Kafka but he has a great goose potential.

"Well now you get to look at what the "Gothic One" looks like. I hope you enjoy what you see."
Who? Sorry, I can't see any "Gothic One"! And certainly I do not enjoy what I see. In fact it makes me puke. It's just another I-want-to-look-very-gothic-on-a-pseudo-mystic-photo and this is something I have seen quite too often in my hunting career. At least GothGuy aka Garrett John Burke the Fifth made a very nice homepage.

Okay, okay, let me tell you a secret: I was not in hospital, I am very busy at university (again and again and again) and I have a real life. :-)
Happy hunting, long live Goth Goose!


This Goth Goose was nominated by Isobel.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://members.xoom.com/gothguy/

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at GOTHGUY since 13 July 1999



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