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For Week Starting January 31st, 2000
Gothic Kitten
in gooseness my heart was won...
Oh God, I have a laughing fit! I just can't stop laughing at the "GOTHIC SKATER FREAK B*TCH" (as she describes her occupation) Amber Dunn aka Gothic Kitten, Kinky Kitty, Sex Kitten, Princess Kitty Cat, and PussyCat. Where is birth control? Where is the gene bank? Why is it allowed to make such children? Why don't mix parents the best parts of their DNA? How can Gothic Kitten claim to be a "FULL TIME WITCH" without being in a mental asylum? How can she be so full of shit and nonsense? Damn, I know the reason...
Her hobbies are "scaring the sh*t out of preps [and] being a b*tch to whoever messes with [her]". Moron, I thought you hobby is to be the clown of your classroom! You are even afraid of writing shit/bitch although you want to be such a tough girl! Have you suffered from your period pains when you wrote this kind of shit? Of course Gothic Kitten has two serious hobbies, namely "guys, phone". HAR HAR HAR. Your puberty life must be too much for you to handle, right? What are the numbers you are calling? 1-800-PHONESEX? 1-800-MENTALLYDISTURBED? And how lonely you must be when you say that guys are your hobbies? I bet you are still playing with your Barbie and Ken and not even a pimply youth has kissed you, yet. What a poor life...
It is absolutely clear now why you listen to Korn and Manson. You need it for your self-esteem!
"PS~IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE THE PHATEST BAND IN THE WORLD, THEN YOU CAN KISS MY GOTHIC ASS!"
Shut up, bitch! Instead of writing this shit (and just copying it from your AOL profile to a so-called "homepage") you should grow up and learn how to make a less painful appearance in the web. Lesson One: Don't upload 1 MB pictures in BMP-format, convert them into JPEG!
This Goth Goose was nominated by Veiled Goth.
Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/gothickitten/index.html
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "Damn, you are ugly!"
real goths laughed at GOTHIC KITTEN since 3 February 2000
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