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Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you


For Week Starting May 25th, 1998

TweetyGreg (?) and -???-Tweety

in gooseness my heart was won...

WHAT THE FUCK??????

you aren't what I love...

I don't really know what to say. How can life be so cruel to me? This is the worst form of Mansonism I have ever seen and I believe nobody can outbid the lameness of these two suckers! Either they are very close to delirium tremens or on a bad acid trip combined with listening at too many Manson lyrics.



This Goth Goose was nominated by Amberella. You are a lovely person, Amber... Sending me photos like the one above is even worse than receiving spam mails. Nevertheless I like it. Watching this picture makes me horny!

The Goth Goose's picture was sent to me by mail so I cannot give you any URL for an extended laugh this time. I'm sorry.

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "AARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!"



real goths laughed at GREG (?) and -???- since 25 May 1998




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