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For Week Starting February 22nd, 1999

Impure

in gooseness my heart was won...

WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Cognosce te ipsum!

First of all I want to say sorry for not updating the site last week but due to carnival I was really in no mood to sit in front of my computer when everybody else was having parties on the streets. The result was that I have been drunk the whole week and had a lot of fun in my real life. ;-)
But back to business, here it is, the new Goth Goose for this week and as you can see it's a brilliant one. I wonder how low on self-esteem you have to be when you upload pictures like Impure does. Indeed, this is a portrait of a real loser.

"go look at my pics page...if i were you, i'd keep my eyes closed."
Yeah, right. But unfortunately too late! I've already vomited on my monitor... Please please please, can't anybody out there give these little children a lesson and teach them that vampire-stylish photos look ludicrous?

"Favorite song: right now it's Crowds, by Bauhaus..."
Right now I try to make you think I'm goth but after all it's not important because tomorrow I try to be something else.

Actually the page is not all that bad and there is not much to say about her but on the other hand when I saw the photo I couldn't resist. :-)


This Goth Goose was nominated by Sin.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Tower/5525/

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at IMPURE since 22 February 1999



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