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For Week Starting October 5th, 1998

Jason Blake

in gooseness my heart was won...

I hate AOL pseudo-goths!

Cognosce te ipsum!

A GUN!!!!!! A GUN IS ALL I NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God, I saw Jason's homepage and suddenly I had to puke on my keyboard. This is what must happen when little teeny angstgoths find out that AOL - home of lamer goths - offers them free webspace on their webservers. And again all my prejudices came true: Non-working links, a cheesy layout and a painful text to read. What a shame for all the nice real goths out there.... Jason calls himself Jesus and that freak/goth that frightens everyone.

"We are vampires, and that is enough."
Don't speak for me, you dumb vampire teen! I'm an adult and don't believe in your childish crap. Grow up!

I am vampire, and that is far more than enough.
Yes indeed, it is really far more than enough... To know that you have no clue of the goth society. Do you start to burn when daylight hits your skin? You remind me rather of Al Bundy than of a vampire!

I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine - now and forever.
Fatal mistake! You are the one everybody else is laughing at.... First of all the guys from real life and now the internet people!

Have a look at Jason's bio; there are the words "gothic", "blood" and "vampire" in nearly every sentence. Unfortunately I am not able to write more about him because if I did I would get insane due to the vacuum in his head. Almost every little remark serves a good and heavy laugh!



This Goth Goose was nominated by Ashly.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://members.aol.com/Spyder1818/

NEWS (December 14, 1998): It seems like it's another success again! The homepage has been removed... When I checked his site today I have only got the aol directory listing. Thanks to Pacia L for informing me.

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You bottom dwelling scum sucker."



real goths laughed at JASON BLAKE since 5 October 1998




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