"Hey Yeah! Im the One that you wanted Hey Yeah! Im your SuperBeast!!"
Hey no. You are the last one I wanted! Hey yeah! You are SuperShit!!!

Let's have a look at her bio... Oh no, one of these stupid "interviews". Why do I only think that interview bios on homepages always try to make people believe that there's anybody who takes an interest in the owner of the homepage? I am not interested in you, Jennifer, but unfortunately I have to read your drivel. And all you people out there can already guess what I have found. Typical Goth Goose scribble. Here we go:

*color: Black
Yawn!

*number: 666
Neither shocking nor funny. You are so plain stupid...

*sport: blah!! i hate sports.....how bout bed arobics?? *hint,hint*
Ho ho ho ho ho... I'd rather lay hands on myself than do bed aerobics with you *hint, hint*

*movie: The Crow
*holiday: my b-day or halloween..just cause i can find decorations that actually look good in my room, plus they're so close together ;)
*author: deffinatly Anne Rice
*thing to wear: anything black...fishnet....vinyl...platform...fuzzy....
*band/group: really dont have one anymore...id say a tie between Manson,Orgy,NiN ,David Bowie(Ziggy Stardust) and Bauhaus...
It's always the same boring shit... Goth Geese become more and more stereotypical. Can't you write anything original? It's a great impudence to list great bands like Bauhaus and David Bowie together with NIN and Manson.

*what is your bed time?: whenever i feel like sleeping
Hahaha, 15 years old? I guest it must be 8 pm!

*what do you fear: Not being with my Kevy
*worst feeling?: Not being with Kev
Grow up and get a personality!

But the best laugh comes not from her pictures, not from her bio, no, it's Jennifer's "How to get goth" for her highschool teenie friends. Read "goth for dummies" at http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/gothicworld/gothic.html. A warning for all those wanna-be goths in the web: If you are really interested in becoming gothic in the future just ignore her shit. Here we go again: Your first time at a Goth club can be a scary experience. Here are a few rules to help you survive the night.
#1. DON'T POINT AND STARE. Watch discreetly and never point.
Har har, all gothics don't point and stare at YOU as they don't want to go home with an ambulance car because of eye damage.

#2. Never laugh at another Goth's dancing style. It's rude.
Talking of bad experiences? I guess this was the first reaction when real goths saw you dancing!

#4. If you do make it out to the dance floor, please watch where your cigarette is and don't burn others with it.
Bad experiences again? I say that people do it with full intention at your oh so goth clothes.

#5. BEER IS NOT A DANCING PARTNER. Don't bring your beer onto the dance floor. It is tacky.
Bad feeling with beer all over you, hm? Probably most goths think that a bottle of beer can dance better than you.

#8. Plan to stay sober your first few times there. Trust me, people will thank you for it later.
15 years and alcohol? Should be no problem for you to stay sober at clubs, hm?

#13. Don't dance with the guys. They don't dance with people either.
Although goths usually dance for their own they sometimes dance with other people. Never seen people looking at each other and smile while dancing? The only thing is that goths don't want to dance with teenie posers like you.

#15. Don't try to converse about music unless you are current with the latest Goth bands. Hanson, 311, any rappers, any country singer and Hootie are words that should never pass your lips
No, goths only like Manson, Orgy or NIN. Moron!!!

And here is my manual how to be goth in one hour and damn, it's short and easy:
Just be yourself but do it with style!