"**If you wish to see pictures of me, scroll down to the bottom**" welcomes me at the top of her biography page and what do I see? A Marilyn Manson poseur seduces Santa Claus. Har Har Har! But then I had my very erotic moment... Jenny in PVC, white socks and wearing a cap which makes me wanting to be homosexual suddenly. And this terrible lipstick (which looks even worse in other photos of herself). Oh God, I wish I was blind. The prostitutes from the red-light district of my city can't look more horny... (Hehehehe, I know what you want to ask: What's Straylight doing in the red-light district? I have to pass it when I walk to university.) Well, never said that Jenny is a prostitute, hell no!, she is one of these "goths on the inside" who I love so much! No clue what goth means, dressing up like a moron and saying all day long "What are you staring at my cheesy outfit? Don't you know that I am goth on the inside?"... But let's have a look at the other photo, the one not in her PVCgirlie-style. What kind of white and shitty top is that? Posing again with boots... I forgot Jenny is goth on the inside *grin*. Of course she wants to become a "make-up artist/esthetician" like almost every little female Goth Goose. I just wonder why always those want to get professional make-up artists who really understand nearly nothing of it. PVCgirliegoth on the inside, start at yourself and use a better lipstick.
She describes her favourite clothing style as "gothic/glam" which sounds strange because I'd describe it as a style of a person who has got a screw loose somewhere. Her room is covered with an "Ozzy poster and Blizzard of Ozz record cover, a six foot pic of Manson, a large pic of Trent, a medium-sized framed pic of the original line up of Guns N' Roses, poster of Jawbreaker, pics of me with some VERY famous people". Shit, it seems that you are really involved in gothic lifestyle - there are so many gothic persons on your walls. And a person who mentions Stephen King within only one breath next to great writers like Friedrich Nietzsche, Darwin, Rene Descartes and William Shakespeare as her favourite authors must be goth like fuck. Oh, Jenny likes "Marilyn Manson, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Sisters of Mercy, KISS, Stabbing Westward, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Fear Factory, a lil bit of Soulfly and Type O Negative, Rammstein, PIG, Genitorturers, Rorschach Test, KMFDM, Black Sabbath (OZZY), Aerosmith, Guns n' Roses, Metallica, AC/DC, Monster Magnet, & Placebo". Now she has convinced me, Jenny is deeply involved in gothic life-style.

"Many people like to brand themselves as goths. I don't really think of myself as a "goth" but someone who is involved in the gothic lifestyle. When I was young and naive, many people came to an old site of mine and insulted me, when I said I was gothic. I don't blame them, at least they were pointing me to the right direction, even though some were pretty rude."
Shut up, wannabe! From what I can see on your homepage you are talking shit, having absolutely no clue what gothic lifestyle means. I'm sick of these wannabe poseurs with their chessy clothes and their "goth on the inside" personality. People who think their most hilarious and amazing moments are meeting Marilyn Manson and getting their navels pierced turn me absolutely off.