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TweetyKafkaTweety

in gooseness my heart was won...

Kafka = Anti-Goth

you aren't what I love...

This is George aka Kafka on IRC (usually on Undernet) or as he calls himself: "Gigantic Fucking Insect". Well, I'd rather call him "Goth-Ken" since he looks as if he is searching for a gothic barbie doll to marry. Hahahahahaha! Look at his white face and the styled hair. How cute! I wish I could be as gothic as he is!
I had the URL of his homepage but unfortunately I have lost it somehow. Well, if you can find him somewhere on the net I will gladly publish the address again here.

NEWS: Waxtear found him!!! Visit Kafka at http://www.dcs.qmw.ac.uk/~kafka/index.html.
"I am, however, what's known as a goth, which means that I wear a lot of black..." This is the way how Kafka likes to describe himself... And yeah, he is right, he is a goth but unfortunately only a very special kind of goth: a goth goose!

Thanks to Waxtear for making me anti-kafka, too, and finally to myself for getting this cute picture of Kafka!

Kafka's URL is no longer valid.

NEWS (February 28, 1999): And another success again! The homepage has been removed... Thanks to Courtney A. Miller for informing me.



real goths laughed at KAFKA since 15 April 1998




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