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For Week Starting May 18th, 1998

TweetyLucretiaTweety

in gooseness my heart was won...

WHAT THE FUCK??????

you aren't what I love...

No, this is not Lucretia My Reflection, this is Lucretia, Queen Of Goth or the alter ego of JaneA Kelley. I have to say that it is very hard to make an even more stupid fool of oneself as Lucretia does. Shit, this picture is crying for contempt, this really, really fucking annoying picture is a good reason for self-mutilation and putting out my sad eyes. I cannot say what is worse: A pimple on my ass or staring at this photo. There are only two funny things on JaneA's page: She's a member of "Elite Goths Against Discrimination" (Wow, sounds like a big piece of diarrhoea. Think I should try to get a membership, lol!) and "Phenomenal Women Of The Web" (Is feeble-mindedness infectious?). In spite of all my disgust against Lucretia I have to praise her for her cool web design and the interesting links. At least two positive things...


This Goth Goose was nominated by Bonnie & Clyde, ºººß®µîË Vïأ躺º and Arilyn Moonblade. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That has never happened before: Three people nominate the same Goth Goose and I swear I received their e-mails absolutely independently from each other.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces! I am not responsible for any damage of your health.


http://w3.ime.net/~trouble/jnahome.html

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You bottom dwelling scum sucker!"



real goths laughed at LUCRETIA since 18 May 1998



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