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Hey Mr. Superstar
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I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you


For Week Starting July 6th, 1998

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in gooseness my heart was won...

UH???????????????YEAH!

you aren't what I love...

Welcome back to the resurrection of the Goth Goose. This week I'd like to present you a very distorting Goth Goose. Unfortunately Barbara does not present much information about herself but what she has uploaded makes just one thing clear: She lives a typical Goth Goose life! Although Barbara wants us to be on a wrong track with her well sorted links to some nice pages of the great bands The Cure and Skinny Puppy she cannot deceive me. If you have a look at the photos above you'll find out two things: Barbara looks quite nice. Barbara needs a date at her nearest psychoanalyst (and that soon!). You know, I am not the one who makes fun of someone's html skills but if you check out her page (and I bet you do so) you will agree that hers is one of the worst sites in the net! There's neither an index.html nor an efficient structure/layout. And by the way I wonder what's happening in the right picture. Probably the guy is bringing her back to Barbara's kennel after the people laughed at her experimental outfit from the left photo.



This Goth Goose was nominated by Narnia. Thanks a lot for the nomination.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


Mistress Evil's URL is no longer valid.

NEWS (April 26, 1999): And another success again! The homepage has been removed...

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You are an inspiration for birth control."



real goths laughed at MISTRESS EVIL since 6 July 1998




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