Subject: Re: gothgoose
you honestly should think of going weekly, i do the goth boi babe of
the week page, so i know weekly pages are a pain in the ass, but
there are just sooooooooo many people out there that need to be on
your page :)
kissez
emmaleen
Yours,
Hi Emmaleen. I would like to thank you for your support and your suggestions. At the moment I am really thinking of going weekly since I have found so many people who are worth to be a Goth Goose winner! The future will show! As long as we are not free from all these stupid Goth Geese of the net this site will stay and continue its work!
Straylight
Jeffrey Sopko wrote on September 27, 1997:
Subject: Fraudulent Weenies
Excellent site. Keep up the good work by exposing these fraudulent weenies!
Yours,
Yes, I will. I promise you that!
Straylight
BAM wrote on September 26, 1997:
Subject: you quote alot of Duke...HAve you played?
Also enjoyed your page I agree that a few take "Goth" too far.
I have given up With the Black hair color.. I have to much
grey. But then I dotn know many other Goths that have seen the
Sisters of Mercy with the Original Members..
TTFN
BAM
Yours,
Thanks for enjoying my page... And yes, I have played Duke3D a lot!!!
Straylight
Arcadia wrote on September 23, 1997:
Subject: Goth Goose
I saw your page, and I think it's hysterical, especially this month's goose. For
one thing, the goose neglects to mention that anyone can be an "ordained
minister of the Universal Life church". I know, because I am one too, and all it
involves is going to the Church's site, and submitting a form. Keep up the good work.
Arcadia
Yours,
Thanks for supporting me and my work! We will survive!
Straylight
Aelita wrote on September 18, 1997:
Subject: Goth Goose Comments: Great Job! :)
LOVE this page, Marcus: kudos to you for making an effort to cleanse the
world of stupid little kids (who, by the way, cannot spell at all, like Mr.
GRIEB!), who give (real?) goths a bad rap.
You'll always have a link on my page! :)
Aelita
I bet you are a cool and nice person in real life and (luckily) you seem to belong to the "more serious" people of the net.
Yours,
I am very, very happy to have your support! Well, I am a very tolerant guy but these annoying goth geese are soooooooo stupid that I really had to do this page! *smile*
I have seen your page! Well done! :-) Thank you very much for linking me on your page!
Straylight
Guy Durand wrote on September 15, 1997:
Subject: Re: Notions
It would be interesting if more people understood the notions you
expressed; but hey! c'est la vie, quoi. We are living in a society where
many seem not to be comfortable with their skin or .kin. Whatever it may
be I find the "Image Remanufacturing To The "Coolest" Ideal, Inc."
organization to be to alive for me.
Guy
Yours,
Thanks a lot for your support! This will make goth geese piss off!
Straylight
Bobby wrote on September 12, 1997:
Subject: Man, i like the page, cept for a couple'a things.
First off, i really like what you have done. I am a goth and I dont
like these so called "super-goths" that roam around thinking that theyre
just all that. And another thing are these little, as you put it,
"spooky kids", i mean, i get into wearing makeup, i just like to get
freaky and have a good time, but i dont take it all that seriously. And
im not always so down and depressed, as a matter of fact, im a happy
person, do you have to be suicidal to be gothic? I dont think so.
But, now is where i disagree with you a bit. You and some of the ppl
who wrote in were putting down bands such as NIN, Marilyn Manson, and
Type O Negative. I like these bands, they arent all i listen to, but i
like them. You or maybe some of your friends may think that this makes
me a lamer, but personally i dont give a rat's ass. I like the music,
if you dont, then thats your thing, but dont put ppl down because they
like it, that makes you almost as bad as the before mentioned "super-goths".
Overall though, i like your page, i really like your page, and if i
find any of these goth pages that look like a load of shit, ill send em
yer way bro.
a liker of your page,
bobby
Yours,
First of all I am glad to hear that you enjoy and support my page. Hm, to be honest I HATE this fucking Type O Shit because I think that the whole band consists of a bunch of lamers. Besides they do not really have their own style as they always change to the current modern stuff. But on the other side I LOVE Marilyn Manson which does not make me a spooky kid yet! :-) I don't hate people 'coz they like MM (if I did I would have to hate me, too) but I just hate their outfit and their annoying way to present themselves in the net. And I hate the shit they tell people on their page.
Straylight
Louise wrote on September 8, 1997:
Subject: none
Hello,
Well now....I'm going to have to say I dislike your page. I'm sorry.
You see...if...as you say....goth is what you feel on the inside, and not
what is portrayed on the outside then should you not be respecting others?
You don't know what they feel inside. What you're doing is VERY cruel to
these kids. Obviously they have increadibly low self esteem already...why
destroy them complety by mocking them? I tell you they pay for it, at
shool, walking down the street and so forth. They don't need this from
you. Really, I think maturity would be the issue here. Remeber..it's not
your apearance....it's how you FEEL my dear hypocrite *smile* Maybe you
should start living by your motto...it's a very good one.
Louise
Yours very truly,
Well, I have to say that I like your e-mail a lot!!! As it seems you are a very sensible person and I am glad to see/read that you have tried to think about my goth goose page seriously since your letter is the most reasonable reaction to my site so far.
Uhm, I don't think that the people who are portrayed on my page have a very low self esteem because otherwise they would not have published themselves in the net. You need a good self esteem to run around like they do. I agree with you when you say that it is cruel to deride shy people and believe me, I would never do something like this in real life - at least not in the public - but in my opinion people need to stand critique and that is the aim of my humble page. And above all, most of my goth geese look really stupid! But that's okay... I have stated that I am a tolerant person and I tolerate these guys but this doesn't mean that I have to accept/respect them. They can be what they want to be and tell what they want to tell (the more stupid the better for me *smile*) but after all I can't really imagine that they have to fight a hard life as you express (school, on streets...)
Straylight
Matthew Grieb wrote on September 4, 1997:
Subject: does Slander ring a bell.
Well now you little worm. I dont care who you are or what you think your
mission is. I do hope you know that what is listed about me on your
webpage is considered SLANDER AND LIBAL. Ohh you did not know well now
there is this little thing called a law suit. You might want to get your
facts strate before you deside you want to put your ass in a frying pan.
Write back. mabey you might learn something. Ohh and I never clamed to
be somekind of great goth. Im me and thats all that I am. If you dont
like it then thats one thing but don't dare insult me without cause.
Ohh by the way I am an ordained minister and a 2nd degree wiccan priest
and co-founder of 2 covens iff you really want to insult my faith them
thats were I draw the line!
Signed
Rev. Matthew Robert Grieb.
Yours,
Matthew, your letter sucks, your grammar sucks, your homepage sucks (for being very ungothic) and , damn, you suck, too!!!! You are nothing but pain in my ass when I have to see your "gothic" site...
Straylight
Orchid wrote on September 4, 1997:
Subject: (snicker)
Glorious page. I've provided a link from my page to yours.
Good job, old man! =)
Orchid
Yours,
Thanks a lot for your support! I hope you will enjoy my page in the next months, too! Maybe you know any nomination for the october goth goose?!?!? *smile*
Please give me the URL of your homepage!
Straylight
Treason wrote on September 3, 1997:
Subject: Goth Goose Submission
*Fizzle*
You've been branded.
Have a nice day.
--
-Treason
Think about it...
Yours,
Thanks!
Straylight
Batgirl wrote on September 3, 1997:
Subject: monthly goth goose
I laughed...... alot!!!!
Love and kisses (but NOT... and I really do mean this!... the bloody kind)
Batgirl
Yours,
Thanks a lot for your support! I am glad to hear that you enjoyed my site since its only purpose is to make (real) goths laugh at all the lamers out there. Well, I enjoy goth a lot but I just hate people who take themselves extremely seriously. And especially I get upset when I have to read about these vampire idiots. :-)
Straylight
Lillith wrote on August 26, 1997:
Subject: BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
I love you! This page is a testament to the surviving true goth "fuck
off" that has been stolen and mutated until no longer recognizable. Keep
it up, we need it! Also, I read the e-mail that Emily sent you(posted on
the e-mail page) and I really must say that she needs to be sodomized
Vlad Tepes style(hee hee). A sense of humor, Emily... GO GET ONE- it is
the thing that separates posers from the real thing(serious and goth
just don't mix). Well, enough of me, you have a link on my page as
well, by the way.
Kisses,
Lillith ;)
Yours,
Yeah, Lillith! You are absolutely right! And as you can see your nomination is worth to be published as the September goth goose. *smile* These fucking "goffs" are without any kind of humour. They take themselves seriously like nothing else in this world and they think they are unattainable. Well, luckily not all goths... There exist some who are cool and can laugh at themselves and I guess you belong to this group of cool people.
Straylight
Waxtear wrote on August 8, 1997:
Subject: hi Marcus
Heheheh ... well, well, Stray ... I'm writing this just because
you know, also my english is "poor" so I can make some american
goths laugh (oops ... sorry ... I know, most people like to be called
"goffs", please forgive me)
hmmmm ... "american" and "goth" ... don't these words sound
like a nonsense ? I still have to see ONE american "goth" so far,
I'm really tired and bored to see but immortals, fallen angels,
vampires, gods/goddesses ... expecially those who like nothing but
Manson, NIN, The Cure and (listen, listen !!!) Type O Negative
"~... be my druidess, suck my ****, whip me to blood ... yeah ...
I will be your faithful slave ...~" (HOW goths, huh ?)
About the Goose Page, it's really cool ... (after all, didn't I
suggest you to start with the "Class A" lamer also known as Kafka?)
ciao Marcus ... see you soon, I'll be always by your side
PS: always remember that the world needs to be purified, therefore
the Goth Goose page is a good starting point ... hahahahaha
WaxTear (yeah, a bastard italian pizza-mafia-spaghetti-third world-goth :PPP)
*In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, Trent Reznor is an
asshole*
(if anyone has problems translating the "weird words" above, I may give
a little hint: it's latin, not spanish ...)
Yours,
Wohohohooooooo... I love reading letters like this one! Waxtear, you are brilliant!!
Thank you very, very much for your support. I know that no goth goose will be able to insult us since we keep the true gothic fire burning. You express my sentiments exactly, we don't really need these kiddie goths and spooky kids who get horny by listening to music of lamers like Type O Negative, Marilyn Manson or NIN. They shall burn forever!
Straylight
Emily wrote on August 4, 1997:
Subject: A Rather Large FUCK YOU
Umm.
i *could* ridicule your rather noticible paunch, or perhaps your "goth
as all fuck" glasses. Maybe the i-just-woke-up-and-shit-am-i-ugly
pictures you sent me belong on the 'spooky kid of the week' page? Naww,
think you just belong on the BUTT UGLY NET GOTHS page instead.
In either case, gale is a dearie and a half, I love her to pieces and
if, you quite honestly, have nothing better to do than sit around and
demean other people when you, yourself, don't have a whole lot to work
with, go take a nice long walk off a very short pier. Or maybe get out
from behind that computer more than once a decade or so. Work off that
gut of yours and then maybe, just *maybe* you'll be able to reach a
level at which you can criticize someone else. but *until* then, realize
that you're wasting entirely too much oxygen trying to sustain what you
consider life.
Oh, and if you're going to use frames, learn how to write them properly.
Perhaps you should reconsider your apparent lack of web design skills
before putting such a poorly done site up? And *nevermind* the
grammatical errors that completely scream from your narcissistic and
incredibly over blown me.html.
Maybe its just that i'm horribly protective of my friends, maybe its
just that you don't know any better, maybe its just that you're that
pathetic and have nothing better to do, maybe you're really a great guy
who loves 'nice girls' (who doesn't?) but i don't really care to find
out.
Cold Hate and Icicle Barbs
-emily
Yours,
Wow, I really wondered how much time would have to pass to get a hate letter like this one! Unfortunately I have to tell you, my dearest Emily, that you cannot insult me because I don't feel anything for you and so it doesn't bother me at all. Well, trying to offend me because of my English is just a sign for your lameness and lack of arguments since you know that it is not my native language. When your German will be as well as my English is you can write back to me and try again. I am happy that you hate me because hate is a positive feeling and is able to change the world. I hope you will find out how to use and control it well. By the way, just a little hint: Sell your 14" monitor, buy a 17" model, change your resolution from 640*480 to 1024*768 and frames look better.
I really enjoyed reading your funny letter, keep up the good work, Emily!
Straylight
Chris wrote on July 8, 1997:
Subject: Things to say
Only 280 visitors to your page when I came across it?
That can`t be!
A page like yours should have more visitors to set some things
about the goth-scene right.
Your page will get a link on my homepage!!!
Chris
Yours,
Thanks for giving a link to my site on your homepage, Chris! The goth goose page will grow and with the page the hits, I promise you that! By sending your letter you too set things about the goth scene right and show the spooky kids that their carnival licence ends here and now!!!
Straylight
Blackbox wrote on July 5, 1997:
Subject: Goth Geese
I can truly appreciate your efforts at enlightening us to the scourge of
Insta-Goths and Fashion Goths magically surfacing across the face of our
grand globe. Your reminisciently America's Most Wanted formatting
accurately warns us all of the kind of scum we're dealing with when we
look into the stark white faces of Manson's pre-pubescent children. Your
valiance in attempting to abolish the scarier-than-thou attitude running
rampant in gothbabies and ever-so prevalent in netgoths the world over
is unheard of. Keep up the good work, we're all counting on you.
blackbox
Yours,
Thanks for your e-mail which motivates me a lot! If there weren't so many spooky kids in the world who adore Manson and other fashion "goths" this goth goose page would not be needed but now this page is a MUST. Keep the true gothic fire burning!
Straylight
Bela wrote on June 21, 1997:
Subject: (no subject)
hey ya its Bela am still laughing at this page it rules :) considering I
don't/ won't go to all the lamer goth babe/boy ect pages I have
bookmarked this for next month. Keep up the work *hugs* and stuff from
anouther errr me goth?? does it fucking matter *gigles* see ya soon
take hold
Bela
Yours,
Hi Bela, thanks for bookmarking my goth goose page! I always wonder why the gothic babes take themselves so seriously. :-) Well, I am going to end this, hahahahaha!
I hope you will enjoy all other goth geese who I am going to upload in the following months, too!
Straylight
Majda wrote on June 21, 1997:
Subject: Very important page....
keep on keeping on-too many overdone "goths" out there than I can
stand.How come they all seem so young as well?.How boring to take
oneself so seriously-"hi I WEAR BLACK i am a Goth"-rrrrrright!.
Enough babbling on my part-cheers,Majda
Yours,
Thanks for your e-mail, Majda! I wear black and I am goooooooooooothic! Hahahaha, these lamers suck! You are cool and the spooky kids and kiddie goths will never understand what being a true goth means!
Straylight
Tebby wrote on June 21, 1997:
Subject: your webpage
cackle...this has got to be the best of the "gothic balhbalh of the
anything" pages i've ever seen..kafka and drake..my god..where do these
people come from..i've known kafka for awhile and me and a bunch of
other people can't stand him he's so lame...well i just wrote this quick
note in support for this webpage :) toodles
-tebby
Yours,
Thanks for your support, Tebby! Kafka and Drake, yeah, they are true goth geese and deserve their place on this page! Keep the true gothic fire burning!
Straylight
