Subject: Back on track!!!!
Hi Straylight!!!
It's great to see you are back online and up to kick some
geese-asses!!!!!
Lady "waiting for the next goose" Doom
Yours,
Thank you very much for your support.
Straylight
Lady Poison wrote on July 2, 1998:
Subject: Hate Mail!
Hiya, just seen your webpage of 'Gothic Gooses'. I hear you like hate
mail so here's a little present for ya!
Do you enjoy wasting your time abusing other Gothics? Who the fuck
are you to say whether or not someone is a Goth? Are you so insecure
about yourself that you need to abuse other people to make yourself feel
better? It really is sad. So what makes you a Goth then, when these
people aren't? Give me your webpage address please?
Yes I listen to Marilyn Manson, ohh shit i'm not a Goth am I?!! Ohh
dear I wear black clothes and oh no I wear fishnets too?!! Ohh aren't I
the Gothic Goose!! Wanna feature me on your webpage?? My address is
http://www.I.do.not.publish.links.to.personal.homepages.here.com
if you're interested.
Sorry there's no photos of me up there but i simply have none of me
looking like a Gothic Goose, please forgive me! Incase you are too dense
to realise, yes i am being sarcastic! Why don't you go get depressed
and kill yourself, cos then i can take a photo of you and start my
own website 'Dead Gothic Goose of the Week'!
*~Lady Poison~*
Yours,
Oh my goff, they always come with the same arguments... I am not wasting my time, I am on a mission from God. That's the difference. You really have no clue what is the purpose and aim of this site. So I have to explain it very slowly in order that even you can understand. Listening to Marilyn Manson has nothing to do with being goth or not. Damn, I have their fucking CDs, too because I like them as well. But worshipping MM, running around like a spooky kid and saying that MM is goth sounds rather lame to the net community. So it's my task to bring them on the right way. And regarding your fishnets... I hope I won't start feeling sick when seeing this photo. ;-) Ah, that's sarcasm, too! In case you are too dense to find out where's my homepage, yes, there is something called search engine. Try it, it's not so difficult. And don't expect me to get depressed and kill myself. I have a strong backbone and can stand critique. I don't start to moan like some of the Goth Geese. Just wait to see myself as a Goth Goose on this page so that all of you have their pleasure-seeking satisfaction! By the way the D.G.G.o.t.W. is a pretty cool idea. Why don't you create it? I promise you to be a regular visitor...
Straylight
Necroangel wrote on July 2, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Yay!! you're back! and SiN's still all whiny! When she gets up her page dedicated to us "losers" who like this page...link it:) ~necroangel
Yours,
Hi Necroangel. I can't wait to see her page. :-) Really curious to find out what she wants to write about the Goth Goose staff...
Straylight
John Murphy wrote on July 1, 1998:
Subject: [none]
you need close ups of the cullulite puckers. :-)
Yours,
Uhhhh, yeah!
Straylight
Pamela wrote on July 1, 1998:
Subject: Form response
Oh my Goff... IT'S BAAAACK..... You should receive the equivilant of
an Oscar or Tony award or something for this page. It is brilliant.
These "Goffs" that talk about "free speech" and shite are the ones
that moan the most. Ha.. Keep up the good work.
Pamela
Love,
Hi Pamela, thanks for your e-mail. You are not the only one who is happy about the return of the Jedi Knights (errr, the Goth Goose I mean). Now I am back to kick ass again and I will stay this time!
Straylight
Apollyon wrote on June 29, 1998:
Subject: The Goth Goose
Greetings my friend!
Congratulation for your site being up again. Noone can beat you now!
Keep on freeing the world of Gothgooseness. Hope you make it one day.
Untill then lets have some fun!
Yours,
Apollyon
P.S.: When will you finally be the Gothgoose of the Week to show all those
morons that unlike them you actually have a sense of humor?
Yours,
Hi Apollyon, thanks for your funny mail. Yeah, I am back to kick ass again and to make people laugh. By the way, it won't take very long and you can see the ultimate Goth Goose: Yeah, it will be me! And I will hurt myself alot for my lameness.
Straylight
Cobweb T. RazorJAK wrote on June 29, 1998:
Subject: [none]
WOOO-HOOOO!!!
The Goth Goose page rises from the ashes like the phoenix!
( Gods now I have severe TMI of a goose G-Force anime! )
How petty of SIN to bitch and whine to geoshitties. She knew
she couldn't do anything herself so she just had them yank
the plug. A coward's win is all she obtained.
Keep em coming my friend ... and I'll let you know when that
geoshitties page is done and ready for view ...
Cobweb T. RazorJAK
Yours,
Hi Cobweb, thank you very much for your letter which is (clapping my hands) the first one I receive under my new domain. Damn, I am highly motivated to publish the best Goth Geese ever and nobody (and not even Sin) can stop me anymore. Please mail me immediately when you have the Geocities page running.
Straylight
etudiant wrote on June 5, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Oh fie!! I didn't even have a chance to see her..
humm.. it.. You know, the SIN... But from what I've
read here she must have been a fetish freak or
something.. ack!!
Anyway, Chapeau Straylight!! Your page is still #1
(just don't nominate me)
Yours, Scytal
Yours,
Hi Scytal, thanks for another mail from you. Unfortunately Sin is the reason for me to remove the whole site from Geocities. But I will be back with my own server very soon.
Straylight
theda wrote on June 5, 1998:
Subject: [none]
tee-hee. i love it when they freak out on ya... it's surprising how many goth babe type things she's won...
Yours,
Hi Theda, thanks for another comment from you.
Straylight
Rob S wrote on June 4, 1998:
Subject: ahhh the blob's gonna get you don't touch it or it will
Sin just put her whole site down, because of all the shit we have been
giving her is making her cry, "boo hoo they're all laughing at me" poor
Sin, why can't we all do her some good by watching for goth
geese(including her) in the road and hitting the accelerator when we see
them. Of course if we did that whee she was in the road, our vehicles
would probably get stuck in her endless mass of FAT. Thats why the
smart person always carries a flare gun, because we know that mansonites
and goth geese are highly flammable. So just remmember next time when
you smell that smell of cooked posers, just be glad your not one if
them.
Oh just in case you want to harass her more her e-mail is:
[DELETED]@hotmail.com [I have removed this email address because I do not support mailbombs or harassing people by sending hate mails. Straylight]
hehe have fun, and thanks for the countless hours of fun by you,
Straylight
Adolf
Yours,
Hello Adolf, yeah, Sin has taken down her homepage which is a pretty success but I do not like to slay someone because the person is "fat" and therefore I don't like how you call her. I respect all of my Goth Geese as human beings and things like weight, intelligence, height etc is no criteria for being a Goth Goose. I only judge people by their "goth style". Just wanted to make some things clear.
Straylight
Jakob Roos wrote on June 4, 1998:
Subject: gothgooseagain
Dammit, i thought you were loosing it there for a while, but then i came
back for this week Goose (Sin) and, WOW!! Hehheheheheheheee....
What a geek she seems to be, sorry i never got(h) to see the pictures of
her, and that she had closed down her homepage. But from what you wrote
and the comments on your homepage she must have been a reeeal highscore
:)
You really write great and could probably insult anyone, but with those
easy-to-insult goth geese i guess theres no real sport in it :)
Keep it up, your page is my weekly entertainment and a real moodlifter,
just go look at the gooses anytime you feel down and you realise that
life hasn't been that bad anyway, it could have been worse (i could have
been an industrial-romantic-vampire-forlifttruckdriving-goth)
Keep it up Straylight!!
/Jakob
Yours,
Hello Jakob, thanks for coming back to my site again. Sin caused a lot of reactions (positive ones for my site and negative ones for her homepage) so that she has deleted her messageboard first and then closed the whole page after she was flamed by all these people for her annoying fake goth pages. I think this could be called a success, hm? And, hahahaha, you get 10 points for remembering Cryptie, LOL!
Straylight
Jeffrey Sopko wrote on June 3, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Straylight,
Again, kudos and accolades for your consistently humorous
and cleverly witty site. You may have, in fact, outdone yourself
with Sin, but keep trying anyway. Keep up the great work.
Yours,
Hello Jeffrey, thanks again for another letter from you. I agree that Sin is one of my very best Goth Geese ever.
Straylight
Sin wrote on June 3, 1998:
Subject: Goth Goose Of The Week
After many "flames" in my guestbook I tracked down the source.
I am informing you that you are in violation of copyright, committing libel, and in severe violations of the
Geocities page guidelines. If my image and anything pertaining to myself or my site is not removed IMMEDIATLY I will
report you to your ISP. I am already reporting you to Geocities at this time.
"Lady SiN Spelloom"
CashmereAnn DuPree
WebMistress of SiN's Lair
Yours,
Hi Sin, if you cannot stand the heat get out of the kitchen! What do you think? You upload a disgusting page and the people say "Oh, this site is soooooo cool and she's so goff!"??? The web is a public medium with free speech so learn to live with the reactions (or even better: go to school again). There is no libel but only opinions. If your photo was copyrighted I would not really care because it was a relative link to your photo and the photo has been only saved on your page and not on MINE! Linking to your jpg-file is no break of copyright laws. Go to school, kiddie!
Straylight
Goose wrote on June 2, 1998:
Subject: [none]
You're all trendy ass bastards! If I had no personality, I'd dress in
all black and pretend to be a vampire too. I mean, at least the stereotypical
charecter is drawn out for you. Fucking loosers! I hope you all someday
can find something to do,
Laughing his trendy, white paled ass off,
Hey 12 years old Goose, thanks for your entertaining hate mail. What a pity that I am not trendy, not a vampire and not even caring about your mail. I think your brain made *bbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzz* while writing your mail so that you could not finish it. You will laugh on the other side of your mouth when you are my next Goth Goose.
Straylight
crystel wrote on June 2, 1998:
Subject: Goth Goose of the week.
Straylight,
This weeks goth goose "Sin" reminds me of one of them dolls I had as a
child....The ones with the extremly large heads and badly applied makeup
and tacky hair. You know the ones you fill up with water...and then they
piss everywhere???
She finds sex weird???? Maybe because shes getting none. Just a little
bit is a treat, from the old man down the road.
What a beauty...what a teen idol.
I think I have to meet this woman.
She takes a brilliant photo and her homepage is something she should be
extremly proud of.
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!
This is a true credit to You (straylight and those that nominated her-
Necroangel and Porphyria)
Thanks again for the entertainment.
*kisses&hugs*
BAbyMiNNi.
Love,
Heya BAbyMiNNi, thank you very much for your support again! Sin is definately one of my best Goth Goose. I hope I will be able to entertain you in the future as well.
Straylight
Khïrsåh wrote on June 2, 1998:
Subject: [none]
eeewww!!!!! this goose is so icky...its crypties sister LOL
she is so gross....*touch me,you know you want to * sick,yuck...I wouldnt
touch that skank if she paid me...eeww,shiver...that art..LMAO!!!!!
I just had to sign her guestbook *sniker* :D
Love,
Heya Khïrsåh, thanks for your e-mail. I rather think that Sin would be better Cryptie's life companion because both of them are horny imbeciles and have no clue how to spell "gothic". Have you already noticed that many people who came from my goth goose site to Sin's homepage have left a comment in her guestbook? Hahahahahahahahaha, that's so funny!
Straylight
Bela wrote on June 1, 1998:
Subject: oh my gods I just seen sin!!!
haha this one was a real winner stray :) or goose I should say.. my
first thought "she looks like a poster child for pro-choice" *snicker*
then I read her page or at least what I could stomach which wasn't
much.. okay so I feel sick now *laughs* I dunno how u will top this??
Manson himself maybe?? *hugs* stay well :)
*hugs*
Bela
Yours,
Heya Bela, thanks again for a comment from you! I agree that Sin is a milestone in the history of goth gooseness and it will not be easy for me to find a worthy successor but I'm trying hard, oh yes, I am trying very hard to amuse the people and make them reflect upon themselves. Just wait for me being Goth Goose of the Week because I will hurt myself as I always do to others.
Straylight
Amanda Mitchell wrote on June 1, 1998:
Subject: I agree
Ok, so I am sitting here at work and I am bored, so I decide to look at who is the scary,dark death-dork of the week. May I say good choice. Sin is an idiot. A devil bunny if there ever was one. I am very happy that you are calling them as you see them, because a lot of us (particularly the ones who are above legal drinking age) agree with you. Keep up the good work.
Amanda
Yours,
Hi Amanda, thank you very much for agreeing with me. I am not really anti-goth although the page is called like that, in fact I love cool goth music and people who know how to dress gothic seriously a lot. I am just fed up with these sick pseudogoths and teenyboppers in the net who only use it for their self-arrogant shows. I support real goths by running this site and I hope they know to appreciate it.
Straylight
Alan wrote on May 31, 1998:
Subject: mailing lists are fun !
Your page is just the best, I sit here in a puddle of piss trying to gather my
thoughts enough to type. It has taken over from our usual favourite place to
laugh at imbeciles, which is the "Fields of the Nephilim Mailing List".
Maybe you could get yourself on it and add a new part to goose of the week, by
having stupid quotes also. I won't go into it here, but these idiots take
themselves far too seriously. I'm sure you could find Marilyn Manson mailing
lists also if you really decided to add this dimension.
Alan..
Yours,
Hi Alan. Thanks for your e-mail and support. I have never heard of a FOTN mailing list but I have to say that I like this band a lot. And a Marilyn Manson mailing list? Hell, running this page and having to choose a weekly Goth Goose is pain enough for me. I could not stand daily mails from spooky kids.
Straylight
Adele wrote on May 30, 1998:
Subject: goth geese
i liked your page. a lot. waaay too much, i think this is the only goff page that
i'll actually come back and check out again. (the funny thing is, i heard
about it from a post on alt.goth talking about how mean it was, and how it
ought to be gotten rid of. one hell of an advertisement)
*giggles*
bye
adele
Yours,
Hi Adele, LOL! Pretty interesting that there is a thread about this site on alt.goth! Please send me the message id. And by the way thanks for your support.
Straylight
