Subject: just hello
i just have to say u always amaze and make me laugh....dont ever give up this
page... even if i end up on it someday...this site always makes me lol...keep
up the good work!!!! c u later....
Yours,
Well, as long as Goth Geese prostitute out there this site will exist and I keep on blaming them.
Straylight
Juliette wrote on July 25, 1998:
Subject: [none]
I don't know what your gender is, but I don't care: WILL
YOU MARRY ME????? Your site is a bastion of darkness in the
glaring flourescent light of pseudo-gothic horror!
Seriously, I am so glad that this site exists. Know that
I (and many others who I have exposed to this page) fully
support you in your crusade against spookiness and rampant
pretension!
Juliette
Yours,
Hi Juliette, you lucky chick! Why? Because I am male and you can marry me (if you aren't spooky, LOL!)! Thank you very much for your support and help. I try very hard to make the best Goth Geese public so that all of us can have a good laugh.
Straylight
Lady Doom wrote on July 25, 1998:
Subject: Strange pic!
Hi there Straylight!
Didn't I tell you I really like that goosey pic this creep Angel of
Death took for his attack on you (which hopefully will be nothing
compared to the one to come ;-) ). But I keep wondering where he
actually got it from. I suppose he didn't visit you for that and as it
can't be found on your personal homepage I haven't stopped wondering
yet. So would you be a kind Duke and not nuke but tell me then?
BTW: this nice music you used to have when still being at Geoshities
is gone. Have you lost it? Liked that too so perhaps you can recover
it for me?
Keeping kicking the geese ass!!!
>From out of nowhere
xxx Lady Doom xxx
Yours,
Hi Lady Doom. Well, the picture is from 1995 and I used it on the internet 2 years ago. As you have recognized it can not be found on my homepage. So I wonder, too, where he got it. But I can calm you down: The Goth Goose photo for myself is much more ridiculous. LOL! By the way, I have removed the two midi files in order to reduce my net traffic. Unfortunately I don't have them anymore but I estimate that you can download them at any gothic midi library. I used the theme from "Edward Scissorshands" and a Christian Death tune (I think it was "This is heresy").
Straylight
Nevermore wrote on July 24, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Hey.. cool.. a decent site. My god! What the hell's going on?
It's the decline of the human civilization, there's a decent website that
makes fun of goths. Or can they be called goths? We shall call them by their
true name. Cow Dung. Yes. Cow dung. I know someone who has cows. The patties
they leave look a lot like Vargoon. I think. Actually I prefere the cow dung.
Yes. Cow dung. Anyways. Lets not talk about cow dung anymore. Here's
where I insert thanks and the like (insert synonyms for thanks here) for
throwing up a site that can make me laugh. It doesn't happen much on the
web anymore. Remember though. People blow and so does cow dung.
Flesh does not motivate me. No, mine is a penetration beyond the veil of flesh.
Nevermore
Yours,
Hi Nevermore. Thank you very much for your support.
Straylight
Brian T. Brown wrote on July 21, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Sorry to hear about your troubles.. I really enjoy your page.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke..
*grin*
Yours,
Hi Brian, thanks for your sympathy and interest. I am very happy to say that the troubles from the past are gone forever now.
Straylight
SuPq wrote on July 20, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Stray... I loaded your page today and immediately felt
something fuzzy and hard against my face. Only after the
stars cleared from my vision did I realize that it was the
carpet on my floor as I lay in stunned agony from this
week's Goth Goose. I pulled myself back into my chair and
swallowed some bile as I scrolled down to the picture again.
Mother of God, take my eyes! It was all fun and games before
now, but this! I now find myself questioning our place in
the universe. For surely such a being cannot exist without
offending some arcane law of physics. She can thank social
evolution for not having a mob outside of her house with
torches and stakes. Forgive me for the terseness of this
letter, but merely thinking of this Goose has caused
flashbacks and nausea.
GraveX
Yours,
GraveX, thanks for your honest words. You know, I know and the whole world knows, too, that Vargoon is everything but certainly not goth! Can you think what I felt when I first saw his infamous animated gif? I asked myself why the hell does he not explode!!! Terrible, just terrible...
Straylight
Deborah Sloan wrote on July 20, 1998:
Subject: [none]
GREAT JUST FUGGIN GREAT MAN I LOVE IT
Yours,
Hi Deborah, thanks for your support.
Straylight
Azhrarn wrote on July 15, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Woohoo! Back in the saddle again. Geez, Straylight, I was going into DTs waiting for you to get this show back on the road. Phew! Funny how things progress, but I visited the latest Goose (the angel person with the horrid case thing) just to have a laugh (Ireally needed a mean laugh, being seriously worked over by the 'blood fairy'), and lo and behold...the bitch-boy had snagged my Goth with a Sledgehammer piece and had the nerve to say he couldn't remember where it had come from! *sighs* You have yet again done me a great service, sweetie. Thanks a million.
Yours,
Hi Azhrarn, thanks for your e-mail. I am very glad that I was able to help you with that thing. By the way, I have seen your guestbook entry on his homepage, LOL! Keep up the good work.
Straylight
Dr. Pain wrote on July 14, 1998:
Subject: Gabriel AOD wrote on July 13, 1998 [goth goose] [That's a hyperlink target. Straylight]
Hi Straylight,
as far as I know it's the first time someone besides you feels
the need to say something about a mail from a goth goose but
here I go.
> I have never heard of your site before, until i guess some people
> decided to nominate me.
But that doesn't help you AOD.
> Well first off, i think since i have become a
> "goth goose" i should be given an award to place on my site,
I'm sure you deserve the silver goth goose for this lame mail.
> and second off, i really don't think you should be putting people up as a "goth
> goose" without their permission first.
Oh sure and you think the ppl who choose the worst page of the week ask
if they can give the "Award" to that page.
Oh kid, go back and play with your headless doll.
> I understand what you are trying to do and all, but you have to realize
> that you don't know who we are.
Than put it on your page babe.
> I do not dress like that ever, that was the only day i had a wig on and
> i dressed up, because that day was Halloween of this past year,
You know that you can put some comments under the photos at your page,
don't you.
> and me and my friends dressed up as manson to piss off all the fuckin suberbian
> jocks.
I'm sure that was relay kewl, wasn't it?
> And all the other pics of me on my site with me wearing make-up
> is in that same week of Halloween because it pisses off the people at my
> school, and that is why i do it,
Yea that's more kewler than the jocks thing.
> just like you have this site is to piss
> off me and others who you think are like me.
No my Goose you are unique. You are the only GG I can remember who is
looking worse without Make Up.
A little tip from me, put some good pics of you up on your page.
> I am just thinking that
> since you don't even know who i am,
Last time i say it: "Put it up on your fucking page"
> who can't call me a "goth goose" but
Sure Straylight can, I can and everyone with a real gothic background can.
> since you already have, you should at least give me something for
> ruining my name like that.
Yes, as I've said the silver goth goose.
Dr. Pain aka Uwe
--
Dr. Pain
http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/church/48/
Yours,
Hahahahahaha Uwe! What a fantastic mail. I could not have done it better... I think that when I will be on vacation you should deputize me. Hehehehehehehe...
Straylight
M1strssKat wrote on July 14, 1998:
Subject: Goth Goose
Okay. So I admit it -- pre-puberty, I was a Mansonite. ::gags:: Now --
well, they call me the "goth chick" at Rocky Horror. And generally, when
people insult this whole subculture whatever, I'll say something...
But I must say -- the website is hilarious. All the little kids with Manson
carved across their tits deserve this page...
Yours,
Argh, you don't belong to the old school goths and must be a teeny goth chick when you have been a mansonite in your youth... At least it seems that you try to be real goth now... Thanks for your support!
Straylight
matty wrote on July 14, 1998:
Subject: hahhahahaha
hi just wanted to say i loved your page i havent laughed that hard in weeks
anyway i reversed your tweety bird for you just in case you cared
keep up the great work
mattybat
Yours,
Hello Mattybat, thank you very much for your support and especially for working on my tweety image. Indeed it looks better now.
Straylight
Gabriel AOD wrote on July 13, 1998:
Subject: goth goose
I have never heard of your site before, until i guess some people
decided to nominate me. Well first off, i think since i have become a
"goth goose" i should be given an award to place on my site, and second
off, i really don't think you should be putting people up as a "goth
goose" without their permission first. I understand what you are trying
to do and all, but you have to realize that you don't know who we are.
I do not dress like that ever, that was the only day i had a wig on and
i dressed up, because that day was Halloween of this past year, and me
and my friends dressed up as manson to piss off all the fuckin suberbian
jocks. And all the other pics of me on my site with me wearing make-up
is in that same week of Halloween because it pisses off the people at my
school, and that is why i do it, just like you have this site is to piss
off me and others who you think are like me. I am just thinking that
since you don't even know who i am, who can't call me a "goth goose" but
since you already have, you should at least give me something for
ruining my name like that.
Yours,
Hi Angel of Death or whatever may be your real name. I doubt that you have made these photos just for halloween night. I even think that this is just a bad excuse to make me think you are not a goose. By the way, I know you very well. By uploading your pages to the web you make yourself public and people get their impressions when seeing your site. And by seeing how you look and reading what you wrote I got mine impression so I can say I know you because I have seen what you are willing to show about yourself and that must already be enough... And in case you don't know: Spooky style does not piss people off. Stupid makeup does not piss people off. Everybody can dress like that. A strength of character and high intelligence piss people off. That is not something what everybody can have.... See the difference??? You better concentrate on things like these instead of spookyness when you want to piss people off!
Straylight
#lucky#ducky# wrote on July 11, 1998:
Subject: ~EVEN GOOSIER GOTH GOSLINGS~
halo.i'm not sure where you or the people who nominate live,but under
any circumstances,if you want a good chuckle...COME TO
TEXAS!!!particularly the d/fw area,around six flags over
texas...although many of these "goths" are my pals,they still need to
rethink what goth really is...
,evolkeeg
~Lucienne Brandt~/§DarkAngel75§ (split psychonalities)
Yours,
Hi Lucienne, thanks for your e-mail. Just in case you didn't know: I am German which usually means that I live in Germany, too. Err, I don't think that I will ever feel the need to visit Texas because I remember very well what the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket" said about people who come from Texas, hehehehehehehehe...
Straylight
Mark wrote on July 9, 1998:
Subject: goth goose is just too good!
i just want to say u rule for the goth goose page.....you had me rolling on
the floor, thank u for adding a little word of sanity in this really pathetic
goth wanna be world.... but who knows, ill probably end up here too
someday...nahhh... i dont think i can ever be that bad... well keep up the
very good work and ill do some searching myself and see what i can
find....dont ever stop this... the laughs are too good!!!!!.... mark
Yours,
Hi Mark, thank you very much for support. I have always known that the majority of people appreciates my painful work. If you find a stupid fake goth or sp()()ky kid please remember my e-mail address so that I can put that Goth Goose in the pillory.
Straylight
Draven wrote on July 5, 1998:
Subject: [none]
You are back!! Great!! Lets get to work then!
Draven
-J Stuler
Yours,
Hi Draven, thanks for your mail. Yes, you are right, there's much work waiting for us...
Straylight
Jay.R.Stuler wrote on July 5, 1998:
Subject: [none]
As a neutral observer I have to say congratulations.
You have accomplished 2 things: Firstly, you have proven
that "Goths" are just a fashion statement, just like "flower
children", "punks", and those cool michael jackson jackets.
Secondly, you've proven that "scissors, paper, rock" is one of
the lamest combat systems ever devised in role-playing games!
I congratulate you!
-J Stuler
Yours,
Hi J. Stuler, this is just beyond me. :-)
Straylight
necroangel wrote on July 5, 1998:
Subject: [none]
Hmmm, I KNOW i keep sending you mail but sheesh....I just saw the current goose (lydia or whatever), and went to her page...my god...don't people CHECK their pages BEFORE uploading?? maybe i'm being a nitpicking perfectionist, but yeesh..that was some of THE worst HTML i've ever run across in my entire net.life!
necroangel yet again ^_^
Yours,
Hi Necroangel. Yep, I do not know what's worse: Her HTML or the stupid dogshit photos...
Straylight
michael-San wrote on July 4, 1998:
Subject: Re: the new gothgoose site.
just wanted to congratulate you on doing the smart thing and handing the
$70 over to InterNik and getting your own domain. As to the content of
the site itself, absolutely nothing has changed, which is great! Just do
me two favors:
1) Put another goose up ASAP, so 'lady' sin's fifteen minutes will be
over, and
2) but the animated graphic of the guy puking back up! I need to mooch
it for a piece of design work I'm doing: the "This site makes me WANNA
PUKE!" award, and I need either a graphic of someone sticking his finger
down his throat or someone ralphing his guts out, and your little
'drink-smoke-drink-vomit!' guys may fit the bill perfectly.....
Keep the world safe for the rest of us by provoding endless examples of
how NOT to do it!
Yours,
Hi Michael. Regarding 1): I have uploaded a new Goth Goose a few minutes ago.. Regarding 2): See my private mail.
Straylight
Ragnar wrote on July 4, 1998:
Subject: thank god you're back
your page is the only thing that is keeping the bile down...maybe it is
because i am not goth that i have such a low tolerance for those goth
wannabe spooky kids. why don't they stop pretending they like that crap
and start worshiping the greatest goth band ever, the Spice Girls.
Yours,
Oh, yeah, a little wisecracker...
Straylight
Daniel Hayato Thomas wrote on July 4, 1998:
Subject: *Chortles* : ) (goth goose)
I have seen SiN and It is revolting : P
Any way I liked everything : )
tho:
I object to you bagging
"Better to reign in hell then to serve in heaven"
That's from Paradise Lost....
I LIKE Paradise Lost!!!
Hey waitasec...
That quote isn't right.
"Better to reign in hell then to serve in heaven"
It should be:
"Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n."
hehehe : )
That's allright then... Your not bagging Paradise Lost
after all : )
daniel who realy likes both your page and gothgoose : )
Yours,
Hi Daniel. Heheheheeheehehe, that's quite an interesting e-mail... :-) You seem to smile very often, hehehehehehehe... Ah well, I have never read Paradise Lost but I like to listen to Paradise Lost, lol!
Straylight
