Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting February 28th, 2000
Nova
Maleficent
in gooseness my heart was won...
"Status: High school student, I'll be
a junior next year. I don't have a job yet because I'm not old enough, but I'll
get one soon, hopefully."
I bet you are fucking proud of being a junior next
year, hm? And which kind of job do you want to get with such a disturbed mind?
Parking lot attendant? Cleaning lady for doghouses? Or maybe actor in a low
budget toothpaste commercial? You see a world full of attractive jobs made for
people like you is waiting out there.
"Born: August 17, 1983 (I'm
15, people)"
Girl, just because you don't know what's
1+1 you mustn't try to give lessons to us. And by the way actually you are 16 at
the moment even if you will never grow up in your mind.
"Music dislikes: Pop rock, R&B, rap, ghetto
booty music (I think that's what you call it, close enough anyway), COUNTRY (I
hope it dies and horrible death in the music world, I think that it should be
banned from this side of the universe if not farther!!!!!!)"
I think you should be careful, test-tube baby. Maybe someday someone really
tries to destroy COUNTRY and all its fans and the way you look like you would
surely be one of the first victims.
One of her hobbies is "looking
up gothic sites (HEY!! If you know some good ones, send them my way)"
. Congratulations! Now you are right inside of the most fabulous gothic site
existing. What a lucky devil you are...
Another one is "skating" . She
seems to be a real trendsetter. I've never before heard about goths skating! Nova
Maleficent also wastes her time by "taking
gothic pictures". If the photo I used is one of your gothic
pictures I don't want to know how you look like on family pictures! Last but not
least she likes to go "shopping for gothic
stuff". Taking a look at your picture again I think you have to
reduce this pleasure on the time right before halloween to get stuff like that.
But there are also things Kayla really really hates. There is "giggling" for example. Is it any wonder? If I had to hear people giggling behind me all the time I would really hate it too.
Her highly
intelligent description of herself is that she is "not
as negative as most people think ". Girl instead of you are as
moronic as most people think. "I am creative
though!!! I do know that much. I have a great imagination!"
Sounds like the result of a pretty good therapy but there are lots of mistakes
left, aren't they?
At any rate this is a Goth Goose with a great self-esteem. "I
suppose I'm a gothic industrialist with an odd sense of humor and pretty
eyes". And I suppose you are a total moronic test-tube baby with
a sense of humor as funny as a heating system and a face looking like drowned
three days before.
Kayla, thank you for being so full of shit.
This Goth Goose was nominated by Necroangel.
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"
Index of past winners: "I'm in a fucking bad mood and need to laugh at some poor creatures!"
Send suggestions and nominations to me, Straylight. The potential future Goth Goose must have a homepage and at least one photo. I do not accept nominations from people who only attach a picture but no link to the homepage.
Am I
?
Yes, I am! Hahahahahaha... But I don't really care if you believe me... Hell, I give a fuck whether you consider me gothic or not. Gothic is not what you portray on the outside, gothic is how you feel on the inside. Since I have a sense of humour you are allowed to make fun of me, I can really laugh about it, too! There is a homepage about me out there in the net! Try to find it! If you are too lame to find it go here! |
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| What is a Goth Goose? Why not read Draven's definition? |
goth goose: | (n. gawth goooooose): an uptown suburbanite stupid child believing that they are in any way goth because they dress up in black and wear black makeup and proclaim themselves "goth" (and usually listen to marilyn manson) |
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