"This is the shattered mirror of my life..."
I am sure every mirror cracks at your sight.

"..Weight: None of your damn business .. "
Yeah, and besides I am really not interested in it. I think I can even live better without knowing it...

"..Last seen: Running from the sun, wearing all black .."
Stupid poseur's words! When will she understand that "gothic" <=> "sun" is the most boring cliché we have heard!??!?!

"As a lover of all things dark and mysterious, I am very involved in the gothic scene."
Absolutely! And I am involved in dogshit! Come on, whom do you want to impress with your overdosed ballaballa chit-chat? Your suburban school girls? Want to look like a big girl? Grow up!

"I believe that being goth is like a way at looking at things; a state of mind if you will, embracing life as well as death, accepting differences and individuality."
Yawn! You can stop babbling. I've already fallen asleep... Krrrrrrzch, Krrrrzssssschhhhhhhh... [one hour later] Schnarch, Prfffffffftzzzz [two hours later] I wake up... Shit, she is still talking and trying to tell me what goth is in her eyes. Time for one of my famous lessons... Okay, girlie, take this: If you have to tell others what's goth in your eyes, everybody knows, you aren't goth! Be it or give up but don't try to make yourself gothic by talking about it and forming your own gothic world for you to fit in.

"I am quite multi-faceted"
Sorry but in my eyes it is very easy to see through you. A possible post-puberty girl too old for her pink-coloured teenie room but too young for being an adult. Completely hanging between being childish and being grown-up.

"My ultimate dream would be to have a band and produce & direct our own music videos and make movies on the side."
What did I say? Still more a child than an adult... I have also dreamed this dream... with 12 years! Now I have grown up... and I am a cynical asshole. Haha.

"My lovely best friend Liz and I are discussing a possible screenplay based on her as yet unfinished vampire novel that should be unfolding sometime in the next few years."
Oh God, I should have known that she is one of these vampire goths! Now they even start writing vampire novels. As if one Anne Rice wouldn't be enough...

"and just being that eccentric goth girl from the suburbs of Worcester, Massachusetts that I'll always partly be."
Damn, it starts getting worse... Eccentric goth girl? Moronic pseudo-goth girl sounds better. Do you know Das Ich? Then translate this part from one of their songs: "Kein guter Wille hilft uns mehr, uns retten nur noch Wunder..."! Stay in your Worcester and please never come out of it. You'd be shocked of the real world.

"I love: individuality, blood, sleeping, vampyres\vampires, cats, low fat foods, genderless looking boys and girls...., darkness, dancing, clubs, drag queens, driving my car, the night, astronomy and astrology, photography, guitars, pianos, freedom, warmth, art, crowds, silence, loudness, techno, cheesy pop boy bands, 80's music and 80's children's TV shows, my boyfriend, my best friend, people who love me, the internet, vinyl, rubber, lace, corsets, collars, tall boots, undies, glitter, kissing, hugs, candy, doll heads, barbies, rainbow brite, eyeliner, boys who dress girly, anger that can be turned into something creative, music, poetry and love."
More to come? Hopefully not! A goth loving techno? Sounds like just another "goth in the inside"-poseur. Blood, vampires, glitter, collars, corsets, rubber, vinyl, lace... The most popular cliché words of a fake goth. Damn, she likes everything that's trendy...

"I hate: ignorance, sun, homophobes, conformity, fake people who jump on the Hot Topic\Manson bandwagon but are really just clones, sports of any kind, stupid people in high places, mexican food, seafood, tanning, immature boys, worm-like creatures, tahanto regional high school, people who hurt me, people who hate me, lonliness, when I miss my boyfriend, being ill, fake people, curfews, limitations on what I can wear and say in school, discrimination, mathematics, people who are rude to me, confusion, defensive people, over-protective parents, wrestling and all wrestlers, my school bus and 90% of the kids on it, and most importantly clubs that are 21+ and card me."
Psychodoc Straylight says: "Here we have the typical teenie blabla". Little Manda wants to be cool and special. Damn, I have read the same things thousand times and they still make me puke.