This week I am proud to present a special release: The Gothic Reality Goth Goose Check of the Week! The Catty Goths and I decided to make a non-recurring partnership for this week only and make a common winner in order to amuse the masses and to prove that there is unity amongst goths. After you have seen this page I would like you to visit the Gothic Reality Check and see what they have to say about this week's poor soul. Just click on their logo at the top of the page!

The pseudo Playboy/Hustler/Don't-know-more-mags girl you can see here is 21 years old Michelle aka Goddess of Freak/FreakGoddess/BlackPVC and lives in Toronto which makes me be pretty sure that I do not want to spend my vacation there. She loves PVC, fishnets, velvet, lace, mesh, dog collars, chunky knee-high boots, garters handcuffs and seems to be a real plastic-thrash junkie which can be easily proved when you have a look at her pictures page that she called "PICTURES OF SILLY OL' ME".

Here is a list why Michelle fits perfectly the Goth Goose criteria:

• She loves S&M and pain. (Would you like to visit my Goth Goose torture-chamber?)
• She loves "moshing" and "headbanging". (I've never seen a goth headbanging and I bet she does not even know that Anthrax created the term "to mosh"!)
• She likes "embarrassing people in public". (Cool! Then you'll certainly understand what I'm doing with you here right now!)
• She likes "making an ass of [herself]". (Actually your greatest talent!)
• She dislikes "missing last call by 2 minutes because a good song was on and [she] just had to dance". (Low self-control, hm?)
• Her "Marilyn Manson - God of Fuck" homepage. (Of course typical for a Goth Goose...)
• She is a Go-Go Dancer at Zoo Bar. (Ahhhhh, mmmmhhhhhh, ochhhhh, aaaaiiihhhh, mrrrmhhhhhhh, oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah, harder, harder, ahhhh, Arizona, I'm coooooommmiiiiiiiiiing!!!)
• Her "satanic" page. (Come on, grow up!)

[decoding TFe5]
[she looks] like a FetishGoth (Fe), (And I am Andrew Eldritch!)
and [she is] recognizably goth 50% of the time. (5) (But only by people who live in a blind asylum...)

Finally I would like to mention that - although this is no criterion for being a Goth goose - Michelle brags with being a "web designer" and offers her "abilities" to everyone but in my humble opinion I cannot find any professional designer skills. Well, I don't claim to be better but at least I don't offer people to design their pages. :-)