"Welcome to all things Dark and Goth" is the first I read on her homepage. "Is feeble-mindedness infectious?" is the first I think after reading this on her site. And then a stupid picture loads - "Welcome to all things Dark and mystic". Shit, does Carrie believe this sounds better? Okay, now I should already leave in order to go to a much better and less pathetic page but I'm Straylight and this means I like reading dumb shit. I browse to her bio page and... WHAT THE? WHAT THE HELL? I'm attacked by a photo which shows Carrie in pseudo-sexy style sitting on a park bench. YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME, DAMN! My eyes got seriously hurt. After the pain in my eyes slowly disappears I continue:

"I love all things about the Crow. It is my favorite movie of all time. "
Oh no, she's just another Brandon Lee groupie. Will those people never die out? The dinosaurs are dead, too, so why don't you follow them?

"Eric Draven is my Dream Guy. His looks, and personality are without measure. He has Everything!"
Everything what? Your dream guy is a joke, a very poor joke!

"My favorite actor of all time is the late, but great, Brandon Lee. Resulting mainly, but not exclusively, in the performance he did in the Crow."
That's because you are unpretentious and don't tax quality or talent severely. I could enumerate plenty of actors and you would not see the difference.

"In Addition, I , of course, love all things dark and gothic. "
Hahahahaha, finally something funny to read! This is the best joke on her site. No, you are the best joke on your site! You really know nothing about goth. Worship your little dead Brandon Lee, keep on thinking you would be gothic but please get away - and that fast! There are enough spooky pseudogothic Brandon Lee posers on the net and believe me, I'll get them all "goth goosed"!

As if her bio page would not be painful enough Carrie also has (the for Goth Geese typical) vampire-related shit on her homepage:

"I think Vampires are very dark, erotic, and of course, extremely passionate and extremely sexy."
And I think people who believe in the existence of vampires are very moronic, dumb and of course extremely idiotic!

"Does anyone remember Kindred: The Embraced? I considered it a very cool TV series."
Thank God, no! But I remember Mistress Carrie: The Mad Cow Disease! I consider it to be the owner of just another lousy homepage.

I could also review her music page but I have to admit that her taste in music is not so bad. At least Carrie knows/likes Christian Death and some other goth bands but two things make me wonder nevertheless:

1) Why is "A slight case of overbombing" and not the older stuff like "The Reptile House E.P." her favourite The Sisters album? The answer is probably clear: She's just a mainstream Andrew fan.