Or with other words, this is Vicky aka Mistress Vampira, another Aussie vampire-addicted gothic wanna-be. And what is typical for a vampire-addicted gothic wanna-be? Yes, a Brandon Lee tribute page.

"To our angel Brandon, let it be known that your spirit is with us, deep in our hearts. Within our every moment spent on earth, our every heartbeat, our every breath of air, we carry you with us..."
Damn, that's it. THAT must it be. You have to play the role of a ridicilous idiot in a moronic movie, act like a third-class actor from a cheap porno movie, wear the most ungothic make-up I have ever seen and talk with a crow and then finally die before every reviewer can tear you apart and suddenly you are deep in "your" hearts. Damn, Brandon Lee is deep in my toilet bowl.

"~I especially dedicate this to the very unique and wonderful angel Brandon Lee whom has changed my life in a very special way. He has touched the souls of all who knew him and his spirit will never fade to shine through the hearts of so many of those who have been enlightened by his emotion. We love you Brandon~"
Great, now he is already an angel. What a career. Has he done anything similar like Mother Theresa's work? Has he saved mankind? Has he done anything important? No, he was just a boring actor.

Hahahaha, if I only had a gun I could shoot three mongos at the same time. I bet this picture was taken at the "Who is the worst Brandon Lee copy?"-contest and these are the tree winners. But who's is worst? I say, all of them.

Besides Vicky is one of those "Save the environment"-people who want to free the world from plastic and so on. Well, although I study chemistry *smile* I am surely pro-nature and of course for a clean and healthy environment but I am an sarcastic asshole and member of "Save the web from stupid Goth Geese", too, and therefore I can't leave her orders without giving any comment (har har har): Here we go...

"-Don't leave a mess, put your litter in the bin. (Its not as hard as you think)"
Don't leave a mess, put your boring html code into the Windows receycler. (It's not as hard as you think!)

"-Take use of things which are reusable."
... which means "Make just another NIN and Brandon Lee tribute page although more than already necessary exist!".

"-Don't leave leaking taps, Don't waste water!"
Don't waste valuable webspace which real goths could use better...

"-Take the bus."
Take the course "What's the difference between a real and a fake goth"!

"-Use environmentally friendly products."
Create goth-friendly tribute pages. Why not a tribute to Ian Curtis and Joy Division? Or Rozz Williams? Or Skinny Puppy? Or Malaria!? I can tell you why! Because you are a 19 years old chick who doesn't know the roots of real oldschool goth.

"-Don't travel by car if its close enough to walk."
Don't make trendy tribute pages if it's close enough for a real goth to say something about the people or groups mentioned above!

"-Keep your surroundings hygienically clean."
Buy the new "The Crow ONLY make-up remover"!

"These things are not only easy to do, but are helpful to both the environment and your personal health, not to mention others around you as well."
Then please follow my rules.

Let's get back to Vicky's bio (I know I am jumping around today but her page really gets me nuts):

"I paint and design all forms of fantasy/gothic art including tattoo's"
I guess you have found out by now that "your gothic" is not necessarily "our gothic".

There's also a page where you can download her singing but you may want to believe me that I was to frightened to download the RA player because I don't want to get sick as my holidays start tomorrow. From Sept. 22nd till Sept 29th I'll be in Spain which means that the next Goth Goose will come in the middle of the next week. See you again in 8 days.