Von Leid und Elend und Seelenqualen...

These antagonism...
words
enchant
my
soul...



Check it out! Have a look at this interesting gothic network!





Vargoon on his homepage about the wrestler "The Undertaker": "This is one of the people that i think started the (gothic) look." - Fucking stupid, hm?






Mao's "wormfood.com" - Junior high never ends for some people... Go and worship Mao for this beautiful site!
It's gothic in perfection and even funnier than
watching a bad car accident happen...









After the Goth Goose of the Week has become
popular and well-known some people try to rip
off and swim with my success but all of them fail
except for the Catty Goths. They kick ass, forget
the rest!

Le Marquise du Vague about Ashe: "All I can say is that a real friend would never let a friend go out in Crow make-up."



Undernet #goth - Puttin' the "ack" in "black"! Really not for the weak!
Feel gothic when you get kicked by lovely @Mao and @GraveX!




Einstürzende Neubauten:

„I’m coming
from falsity, from infirmity
from the principality
of sovereign senses to court you
for ever to release you"

I think they are singing about me...



I love this one and got deeply influenced by it - Antigoth superstar









Porphyria - This cute girlie nominated Sin Spelloom. Check out her site!



An unknown soldier in Quake2 said: Make it stop! Kill me now! - I thought of a Goth Goose when I shot him dead...



Andrew's Page - Andrew moved into my home!
This had been the home of my old
Goth Goose site before Geocities decided
to delete the complete site and
remove my account. For those who
feel sick enough, check it out!



Myrrh about Cryptie: "Looking at his photos is like watching a really bad accident happening."



The Jyhad against Geoscum - This page is run by Cobweb T. RazorJAK. Check it out...





Maybe the best site in the web - Darwin Awards Official Home Page

"The Muppet Show" (Opening)

Kermit:
It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, _____!

Females:
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males:
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf:
Why do we always come here
Statler:
I guess we'll never know
Waldorf:
It's like a kind of torture
both:
To have to watch the show

Muppets:
And now let's get things started
Audience:
Why don't you get things started
Kermit:
It's time to get things started
Muppets:
on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational this is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)



Mau Bast - She's the famous beauty who nominated the incredible Cryptie. Worship her now or never!



This girl kicks your ungothic ass and nominates the best Goth Geese - Necroangel!

- The Gothic Humane Society!
This is a nice parody of my page.
Check it out and laugh at their infantile but funny comments.
Some goths woke up...







Ooops, someone started a counter-offensive
The Gothic Inane Society!
A few unknown people made a parody of the
Gothic Human Society which is a parody of my
site which is a parody of fake goths and spooky kids.
- Check out both GHS and GIS because
they do a good job and kick ass!
And after you have laughed
your ass off I want you to
join both of them!



Isobel - Gorgeous and goth!



Benjamin Franklin, the famous politician and scientist: I tried to kill a turkey but nearly succeeded in killing a GOOSE. - I couldn't believe my eyes
when I read this quotation, hehe!






Goth Goosin' by Infinity
on a mission in space with the Goth Goose Crew: Straylight, Infinity, Necroangel, Cipher, Kismet and EUROGOTH
The famous Goth Goose Crew!
Goth Goosin' across the planet Earth. All on gothgoose.net under Captain Stray
Goth Goosin' across the planet Earth. Trashing on the goth geese, Eurogoth go away!
*Report...Lieutenant Necroangel*
There's gothgeese on the internet...internet...internet. there's goth geese on the internet...internet stray
There's gothgeese on the internet...internet...internet. there's goth geese on the internet...internet stray
*doctor....Kismet*
it's worse that he's GOTH stray! GOTH stray! GOTH stray! it's worse then that he's GOTH stray! GOTH stray! GOTH!
*analysis...mr. Cipher*
it's goth Stray but not as we know it. not as we know it. not as we know it. it's goth stray but now as we know it. not as we know it...straylight
*goth power...Infinity?*
ye cannae change the laws a' GOTHICS, laws a' GOTHICS, laws a' GOTHICS.
ye cannae change the laws a' GOTHICS, laws a' GOTHICS...straylight
*Captain Straylight...*
Ah there's some goth geese, shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill.
there's some goth geese, shoot to kill shoot to kill, men
Goth Goosin' across the planet Earth. All on gothgoose.net under captain Stray
Goth Goosin' across the planet Earth. Killing Mansonites by night and AOL by day.

This beautiful song text was taken from my message board. Thanks to Infinity for these enchanting lyrics!



One of the best artists and a pretty cool goth - Maccad - the designer of the famous Goth Goose and Reality Check drawings!
The fantastic Goose Trek picture from above is also done by him! Thank you very much!



I've seen enough, please take me back to safety again...