"Hello my children, come, come...visit with me...enjoy my presence."
No, thank you, little stupid! I know better things to do with my spare time.

"For I am the only and true."
..."clown", or what do you mean?

"So please lay back take a last gasp of air for it is the last you will ever be givin and enjoy my site!"
Sometimes I think deprivation of liberty is quite okay...

"And spend my time in the shadows of the night."
And none of us wants to see your spooky face during the day...

"I hate the sunlight, so I have pale skin."
A typical remark for an angst teen goose!

"This is a chat room for us Goths to all unite."
I just wonder why the fake goths always want to unite with the real ones. And isn't it amazing that only the fake ones always claim to be goth?

"I do many gothic drawings to pass the time."
ROTFL! Maybe you should learn how to use a spell checker first! I have never seen so many spelling errors on a homepage so far. Probably Morbid Angel thinks that lousy English means being very gothic... And what are these stupid black lines on your teen face? Do you consider this piece of shit is gothic? Or do you believe any of us would take you as a goth with this black piss on your face?

"Here's a chool picture of me...excuse the smile my mom threatend me!"
Prft! What a shame! Don't you know that it is not allowed for real goths to laugh? You have a real bad mom! Instead of making stupid photos of you she should better teach you your native language, especially since she is a high school teacher - but since she seems to be as lame as you it won't probably be a success because:

"I'm a screwed up demented weirdo so you'll have to get used to me. Me and my friend Vyctorya are known threw out our school for being the big freaks of the town."
Here we have the reason. How can you expect adult behaviour when you read this? Big freaks of the town? Come on, what's that? You are neither freaky nor you seem to be intelligent. Actually you seem just to be pretty stupid and you are desperately holding up the impression that you are cool. You fail even at this. LOL. If your stupid try wasn't sad it would even be extremely funny.

"My hair is red right now. It's been every color of the rainbow and then some. I'm planing on dieing it Black and green next month(or sooner). I'm a 16 year old female who loves to lay back and listen to music."
It's so nice of you to share your very exciting life with us. Your life must be so fanastic, I wish I could be like you. But then I would have to reduce my vocabulary to the minimum of a teen girl. And I would have to look as gothic as you. And I should give my best to get kicked out of school! Hm, the longer I think about it the less I want to be like you. I better stay 24 years old, be able to write English without many spelling errors and have a real life at all. No, darling, no!

"I can't forget the all famous Bram Stoker's Drackula!"
Drackula? Isn't that the world-wide famous mental specialist who tried to cure you in the lunatic asylum? Well, I know a person called Dracula but this must be somebody else.