"I'm pretty smart Although I dont really consider myself to be all that brilliant. ( in fact I consider myself to be a first rate idiot.)"
I don't consider you to be brilliant neither! In fact I consider yourself to be a first rate idiot.

"My personal life is usually a mess."
Not only your life, your homepage and this means your design, too!

"I have severe nightmares about things like the Apocolypse, the end of the World, Nuclear Holocosts, things of that nature."
I can even imagine a worse nightmare: Meeting you on a street in real life!

"I claw myself awake most nights. On one occasion I almost broke my nose, on another I woke up with a horribly split lip."
Unfortunately you didn't wake up with a broken neck!

"I write a lot of crap that I try to pass off as literary "stuff". Sometimes it's somewhat acceptable, other times it isnt."
"A lot of"? I'd rather say "only"!

"Now .. for yet another of my mental disorders ... (heh heh heh)."
Very funny, Scotty... Now beam up my brain, too!

"I'm a very odd person. I'm also a sado masochist."
Odd? Adults would say "moronic". And sado masochism, yeah, très gothique!

Suddenly I see this:
"****** UPDATE****** I am at school now so Updates will be few & far between."
I say: Thank God, it could only become worse!

And, tätärätätäää!, Morbid Gal has a guestbook (*evil grin*). I click at this link, I open my eyes again, my eyes get open wide and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

Jen is great
Your site is beautiful
You are cool
I enjoyed my stay
Keep up the good work