"LIFESTYLE: GOTHIC AS HELL"
Shut up, you moronic Goth Goose! You are PAINFUL AS HELL!

"FAVORITE COLOR: BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, UM DID I MENTION BLACK, I'M KINDA PARTIAL TO BLACK."
Bla bla bla bla bla, did I mention that I'm a boring person, too? I don't have any idea to dress myself up. Bla bla bla...

"FAVORITE FOOD: BLOOD,only on ocasition, and some sexual sessions."
Oh, I didn't know that a plastic sex dummy has blood. Oink! Oink!

"HOBBIES: SEX, Magick, Vampires, goths,i have a 1st. degree black belt in MARTIAL ARTS. (BUT I'D PREFER SEX FIRST)"
Oh God, "sex magick vampires goths", these are the four magick (LOL!) words I love so much! Morpheus fits the goth cliché so fine that you might think it's only fake. I bet you do know nothing about magic (me neither - what the fuck is magic?), vampires, goth and even sex. Otherwise you wouldn't mention it all the time. Poor loser!

"INTERESTS: havent thought about it give me some time and i'll think about some."
Maybe a grammar course to be capable of your native language?

"LIKES: blood, drinking, parties,sex, romance, music, dacning concerts, computers,extreamley stormey weather, VAMPIRES."
Argh, you are so boring. There's nothing extraordinary at you. Get a real life.

"DISLIKES: THE SUN, people who talk to much, people who think that violence is the only way, any type of green food, and beans."
Beans? Yes of course, it stinks when you fart! And to mention that you dislike the sun is boring again. Damn, slowly I get mad. Have you ever developed own thoughts and ideas? Or do you only repeat what all the other goth wanna-bees say?

"FAVORITE MOVIES: The Crow (and anything with Vampires of course)"
No comment. You are like every other Goth Goose.

"It's awalys fun to get on the Christian chat and harass the ppl on there. :-) Where i uste to live there aren't any gothic people except for my exgirlfriend and me. It really sucked but i guess i had to live with it. but i hae recently mooved to (if i'm right) the vampire capitol of the U.S.A. New Orleans, i like it dowm hear it's quiet."
OH GOD? Why do you insult the poor people from New Orleans? The only place where you should have moved to is a mental home. (By the way: You are NEITHER goth NOR gothic!)

"you know ppl ask alot of times what a goth is, well i'll tell you what most goths are there the ones who didn't fit in to all the crowds, the ones who never fit in, the ones who awalys felt to them selvs that there was no place for them. no i'm not saying soscity had no place for them i'm saying they couldent find a place for them selvs. they felt like outcasts. and so they finaly found a way to express thereselvs and there own little "groop". everyone has to find a place where they feal wanted and goths welcome all kinds... i have sen all kinds of goths, we do not limit ourselfs to one race, or one natonality, or one sex, or religon, or evin one sexuality. we are what this vast world says we can be. FREE!"
Don't say "us" or "we", poor loser! I don't belong to you. The real goths don't belong to you. Do you understand? Stop speaking of "us goths" because you are not even close to goth!