NOVEMBER 1997
Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
Nevre
in gooseness my heart was won...
This guy must be a big joke!!! Please!!! Tell me that this person can't be real! Tell me that Freddy Krüger is the President of the United States of America, tell me that Saddam Hussein is a pacifist, tell me that red is green but not that Nevre likes to dress himself this way!!! I'd rather believe that Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley still walk on our earth than the fact that a human creature walks around like Nevre does!
Apart from the fact he makes himself a Goth Goose by publishing annoying pictures there is another thing which makes him really lame: He describes himself in the third person:
"Nevre is a creature was born in the land of Oregon, in a place called Eugene, where it learned to do neat things like walking, talking, and tying it's shoes. It moved with it's single mother from this place at a very young age to New Mexico, where it learned more things like writing, arts, and other things of more advancement. 11 years of it's life were spent in various cities of New Mexico. Today, Nevre again lives in Eugene [...]"
Dear creature (I hardly believe that you are human!),
I wished you would have stayed in New Mexico in order to save us from your presence. I know you learned writing and (ho ho ho ho!) arts but somehow your mom did not teach you how to buy serious clothes.
"[...] where it is finishing it's education and preparing itself for real life, something he still doesn't believe exists."
Hm well, I know it is a hard job and a long, long journey but someone has to do it: Nevre, there is *no* real life for you! Well, I may tell you that a real life exists but unfortunately not for you! Change your clothes and you will see a light at the end of the tunnel which leads you to real life where all real human beings are!
"Nevre would be best describes as male, as it possesses the genetalia of those that are called male and doesn't have any other genetalia that would make it hermaphroditic."
Hey, did you know that Long Dong Silver is dead?
"If nevre were an animal, it would be a scorpion. If nevre could be any animal it wanted to, it would be... prolly a cat because everyone knows that cat's are the true rulers of the multiverse."
A multiverse? What the fuck is this? If Nevre were an animal I wish it would be an ant because they are little things which can be crushed easily and, hey, ant-eaters like to eat them!
"Nevre enjoys many things. It is a dj sometimes. It enjoys creating music as well, altho' it needs much preactice. It likes to travel, which is what it has been doing lately. It likes writing. It makes clothes. It makes leather things that have spikes and rings and things on them that sparkle and have hypnotic properties. Sometimes it likes to be tied up and beat, but only by trained professionals. Other times, it likes to tie ppl up and beat them, but they have to ask very nicely. It likes to eat. Mostly it's food that it likes to eat, but there's a couple other things...
Stupid, ridiculous, feeble-minded! Without comments!!!!
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my Duke Nukem Rating: "You are gonna die for that!" :-)
Most living things have there habits, and nevre is no different. Nevre has a weakness for cloven smokey treats, cider, wine and other intoxicating but pleasing beverages, and sex. It likes shiny black things to wear, and pointy buckly black things to wear on it's feet (it has two). Velvet is nice. Nevre would also like to mention that, as sex its one of it's favourite things to do, it is old fashioned, and only likes to have sex with female creatures that are similar to itself."
I think you want to know where the hell in the web I have found Nevre, well, let me tell you that it was not me who made it possible! Maoria - the one and only Goth Goose hunter - did it again! If you really, really, really want to see more of him (I am not responsible for your health since watching his pictures might cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!) you can carefully have a look at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/1382/!