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For Week Starting February 1st, 1999
Phenobarbitol
in gooseness my heart was won...
WAHHHHHHHH! This is scary. Not gothic but spooky as hell! I do not know how I shall call this person. Phenobarbitol? SugarSex Superstar? Everlastingcocksucker? Or just IDIOT? Well, I think I refer to her as IT because I have to assume that IT is deficient in an important part of a head: A brain. You cannot imagine how long I have been sitting here and asking myself what is more ugly, the bird or IT? The result is pretty easy: Both of them. Hahaha!
I seriously wonder what you have to expect when you are led to a site with a url called "www.internettrash.com/users/"... Mansonites? Spooky kids? I guess (and this Goth Goose proves it well!) "trash" as indicated in the domain name is the one and only answer. And I do not really know what is more disgusting - the horrible spooky photos, the mentally retarded text or the cheesy layout - but probably it's everything. If you check out its "about me" page you'll recognize all the typical spooky Goth Goose stuff: A stupid page title ( = "I make the faces that make you cry") and a ridiculous description of itself like "feeding my Manson fetish" and "going out and making the normals nervous, dressing as spooky-glam as possible, confusing and enraging uptight straightlaced christians". I promise you that when you want to piss into your pants because of hysterical laughter you have to read its "The Church of Mansonism Info Page" as this is one of the funniest parts of its page.
And now let's altogether have a good laugh at the text which I have quoted:
"I've done my best to compile stuff from here and there."
When this is your best I do not want to know what is your worst!
"[...] pick my brain, [...]"
Sorry, but I could not find any single brain cell. Besides I could not find any possible intelligent life-form on your site.
"[...] and just maybe you'll come out a better person. [...]"
The only thing that's coming out is my pizza - when I am watching your photos!
"[...] Or a worse one."
Yes, I'm pretty sure that I'll become a retarded weirdo with a large *brain* damage if I have to see this homepage any longer!
"[...] Maybe you just won't come out..."
Oh, you spooky thing!
"[...] but if you have any compaints or comments or anything, let me know."
Yes, three suggestions:
a) Get a life!
b) Get a brain!
c) Get away from me!
This Goth Goose was nominated by Spiral.
Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!
http://internettrash.com/users/phenobarbitol/
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"
real goths laughed at PHENOBARBITOL since 1 February 1999
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