JANUARY 1998
Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
Purp
in gooseness my heart was won...
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| Shit, where is my crack dealer?? |
I'm trying to make myself an idiot! |
I wish I woz a dog and could be as cool as Mr. Fiend! |
Dear goths, I had a wonderful dream last night! I dreamed that it is 1998, still at the very early beginning of this new year and there are no more Goth Geese, really no more. I felt comfortably happy, I liked the smell of my pillow, I saw the white curtain coming down and I thought "The battle is over, I am the winner, it is time to rest...". I woke up, turned on my computer and went into the net. Then I saw this thing which you can see above. First of all I thought it must be a ghost of ancient times but then I realized that the battle is not won yet. CybrGrrl lead my path to PURP, the Goth Goose of January 1998! Damn, is Purp a failed experiment of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker from the Muppet Labs? Well, I bet he is but it could also be that Purp is just a very, very poor copy of the legendary Mr. Fiend of the great Alien Sex Fiend. I cannot understand how someone like Purp can walk around in the public like Mr. Fiend does at shows? It was very hard for me to decide which photo I should take but then I thought "Hm, why not take all lame photos?". Hahahahaha, it would have been more than 10 (!) and therefore I only took the three most disgusting pictures.
With regard to his link to the GBOTW you have to read this:
ok, it's listed everywhere, but i know too many people on there to leave it out. so cossack - when do i get to be gbotw????
Well, Purp, in my opinion it is already enough for all of us if you are the Goth Goose of January. That will do! Really!
This Goth Goose was nominated by CybrGrrl. Thanks a lot, CybrGrrl. By sending Purp's URL you make me and many other people laugh and cry at the same time!
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "An inspiration for birth control!"