"Welcome fellow Goths and vampires."
Shut up, kid! Do you really think I would feel welcome when I see such a piece of shit? Vampires? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? Damn, I am scared. You ridiculous wanna-be, please grow up or piss off!

"This Is my realm of dark happenings and gothic activity."
Prfffffffft! Gothic activity? What the fuck is this? Go playing with your puppets in your garden, little baby!

"Do not judge me as a gloomy Goth wannabe before you get to know me."
Why not? I mean this is exactly what you are! You are a loser, a clown, a boring poseur, don't tell me you haven't known before.

"Ask your self this: 'Am I a materialistic prep living in a superficial world and loving it?'"
YES, YES and fucking YES again! I am a materialistic, ego-overblown, godlike, kickass, supermoronic, loudmouthed, bad, bad psycho and eat little poseurs like you at breakfast.

"If so get the hell out of here."
Oh no, Clown's Whore, you won't get me out of your page. I'm here to wipe you out.

"Otherwise, indulge my vampire powers and gothic life style."
Spare me your vampire powers. I'm sick of hearing the same shit again and again. Otherwise you will have to feel the power of my kick into your vampire butt. Live your gothic wanna-be life style where you want but please somewhere else!

"All poetry is written by me"
You mean your kindergarten lyrics? It's not poetry at least to me.

"Please sign the guestbook, or I’ll bite you."
Oh, I'm so afraid. But I guess there are good medicaments against rabies. (By the way you could never endure Straylight's terrible garlic smell / _ghostwriter)

"I am Satan’s whore, his main squeeze. I am 15 years old but act more maturely."
You act like a terribly bored 15 years old girl trying to be somebody interesting. But you are not. You are a cheap cock-roach making me sick of kiddies playing vampire and want us to believe in Satan and his henchmen.

"Recently I became bisexual but lean more to males."
As stereotypical as impossible...

"I am a student at South High school, Bloomington Indiana but a true vampire at night."
Don't tell me any shit! I bet at night you are sleeping in your girlie room in a girlie bed dreaming of Alice in wonderland or meeting Mickey Mouse in person.

"I’ve drunken blood several times from my lovers and friends. I find it to be a spiritual and sexy(when with lover(s) experience."
I wish your parents would have had contraceptives at hand 15 years ago....

"I’ve found I have true gothic powers a year and a half ago, when I made a cat’s eyes bleed from the inside out by heavily concentrating."
Very interesting! I've never heard of "gothic powers" before. In fact I think it's just your sight that made the cat react like that. None of us could react different.

"I prefer older men, 19-25, strangely though I have a fetish for younger girls around 12 or 13."
I prefer people with brains and have a fetish for intelligence.

"I’m known as an outsider, one living on the dark side. I hate it when people call me “freaky”, “Goth” or a skater because I'm not. I could call them all preps and posers but do you se me doing that?"
Hey freak, you are known as a protozoon. I would never call you "Goth" because I know you are not and I only see you doing shit-shit-shit. Go back to your dark side and leave us alone.

"I have seven piercing not including ear and a butterfly tattoo w/ fangs on my left ass cheek. I’m posting a pic of that soon :)"
Oh, the picture above doesn't show your ass?!

"When I get older I plan on starting a gothic line of clothing and have my own underground shows with all my friends. I just know gothic fashion will take over the industry soon."
You're right.The number of poseurs like you is growing and growing. But please don't annoy us with a freak show. Your site is enough horror for the rest of your wretched life.

"I had a pet bat but my friend Joyce killed it accidentally. Now I have a pet ferret named Lucifer. Were getting her eyebrow or ears pierced next month, which ever works out best."
Glad bat. Babe, you're so repulsive. I can't believe in what you tell me here. Is there any intelligence left in your depraved brain? Pierce yourself elsewhere but get your hands off that poor creature. I hope you'll get your coup de grace soon because I can't sleep at night knowing there is waste of DNA like you out there alive.

"I’m really into tragic poetry. I’ve won over $4,ooo in contests. I also love old gothic novel art. I plan on doing that when I’m older too."
$4,ooo is much money. I bet you were paid by the critics to get rid of you since they were bored to death because of your ridiculous pseudo poems.

"I love Orgy and other alternative and gothic music. There are too many to list."
Don't talk rubbish, you don't know any to list!

"Well that’s all I have to say now, Satan’s calling me."
Thank God. Now clean up your girlie room, feed Lucifer without hurting it and stop calling your poor mom Satan.