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For Week Starting January 3rd, 2000

ShellyAngel

in gooseness my heart was won...

Kill yourself!

Cognosce te ipsum!

Yep, gothgoose.net fucked the Y2K problem and Straylight is back to bring you the best Goth Geese for yet another millenium. In order to continue the amusing series of painful people in a ridiculous world I am proud to present you ShellyAngel. Can a new year start worse?

"Hello and this is me, ShellyAngel, as Iris Shaw. I ADORE Brandon Lee and his movie The Crow."

Shut up! I can't hear it anymore! And I really don't know what to answer to this shit because I'm so tired of all these The Crow idiots. Brandon Lee is a third class actor, The Crow is nothing else than a boring and moronic film and all The Crow fans are mentally disturbed. God, I love prejudices!

"As you can see I have a strong fetish to dress as the Crow."

No, you have a strong fetish of dressing as moronic as possible and you make a fool of youself. ShellyAngel or ShellyBraindead, who cares? It's all the same. Your lousy geocities.com page takes a hell to load and if I had waited to load it completely I could have made you Goth Goose 3000, your html sucks and - damn! - you suck! Get down from your acid trip, download some HTML tutorials and get a life!

Happy New Year!



This Goth Goose was nominated by Jody.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/shellyangel/
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Mansion/8667/

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at SHELLYANGEL since 5 January 2000




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