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For Week Starting September 7th, 1998

Spooky Kid

in gooseness my heart was won...

Oh Goooooooood! I gotta puke!

Cognosce te ipsum!

Due to the fact that I will be very busy at university the next three weeks I cannot write so much this time. Instead of my sarcastic comments I am going to publish one of the nominations:

Hi. I'm emailing you to nominate someone for the gothic goose of the
week. He doesn't have a webpage, but I've seen that you had a past goth
goose who didn't either.
He says he's gothic even though he listens to bands like Marilyn Manson,
Korn, Hole, and Rancid. He is 18 years old and lives in Melbourne,
Autrailia. He has pretty much copied one of my friend's short stories.
Although his is MUCH worse and very badly written. He obviously isn't
creative enough to think his own plot and characters. Here's a beautiful
excerpt from his version:
"…She stopped and turned towards me, she looked at me and said " I'm
already dead ". At that particular time I didn't know what that meant,
and drew closer to her. She then held her arms out, in a "Jesus pose",
and repeated the words, " I'm already dead ", over and over…" 
"…I started feeling her breasts and fingering her, she didn't twitch or
say anything, It was like she knew what I was going to do. I then opened
my fly, and pulled out my penis, I tore away her cloths and fucked her…" 
(Very nice rape scene huh?) 
"…I found a large stake, one used for large plants, I then returned to
her, she still wasn't moving. I than raised the stake upon my head and
with a great amount of force struck it into her chest, blood was
everywhere. I felt her pulse, it was faint, so I struck it again, this
time into her heart, I felt her pulse again, she was dead. I got rid of
the stake by throwing it in the pond…"

Feel free to post these excerts as they aren't copyrighted. Although my
friend's story was.  As you can see from the pictures I attached he is
FAR from gothic. He calls himself Spooky Kid. His email address is:
mail.address@censored_by_Straylight.com 
He has pissed me off for long enough so I've decided to do something
about it.

Thank you,
Gabriel Knight

Important: Finally I would like to mention that the Goth Goose of the Week is not made for acts of revenge. Spooky Kid has become a Goth Goose because of his ridiculous and distorting photos. If anybody wants to take revenge on a certain person he/she should try to find a better solution than nominating a Goth Goose. I do not care at all what Spooky Kid has done to Gabriel's friend and I am not running this site to bring little private wars into the public. For this reason his e-mail address was censored by me. Once again: Spooky Kid was chosen because of the pictures!



This Goth Goose was nominated by Azazel Ado and Gabriel Knight.

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


Unfortunately Spooky Kid does not have a homepage. I received the pictures by mail..

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at SPOOKY KID since 7 September 1998




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