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Captain Straylight
Thanks to Maccad for the wonderful painting!

Who the fuck is Straylight?

Tell me in only one sentence who the fuck Straylight is and I will happily publish it here.

Here are some descriptions:

Author Description

Zastur Straylight is everyone's favourite rwth-aachen.de account-holder who particularly enjoys wearing ruffly pink shirts and body hair, or so the pictures that Bane_ showed me exhibit, along with deciding who is and is not goth while wearing said ruffly pink shirt, drinking too much Fürltenberg Biere from a really large stein, and plotting the world's downfall with the Gothic Humane Society and Gothic Inane Society, not to mention the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, Betty White, a statue of Leif Ericsson, and David Bowie's penis.

Infinity Straylight, brilliant inventor of the Goth Goose Wonder Bra is a viligant and loyal crusader in the fight to rid the world of goth geese, using his maniacal laugh and evil words to strike fear in the hearts of all black clad weenies, as well as to barbaque their black wearing asses to kingdom come with the Phaser blast from his flag ship the SS Goth Goose A-67395. Hail Captain Straylight!

Dirge straylight is a lamer goth-nerd who tries desparately to convince the internet community that he is better than the rabble by poking fun at them while leaving his own identity a mystery, which if you've ever seen his home page is probably a good thing.

Ryan Straylight is a fanatical Mcdonalds employee who thinks he is better than everyone else even though he can't dance the 3x3 and would rather study the chemical make-up of snakebite-and-black than drink it.

Necroangel Straylight is everything Dirge and Ryan said, which is why we love him so much. ^_~

Theda straylight has an unnatural and unholy fixation with mcdonalds.

Isadora now available in a faux leather carrying case through this limited offer only, Straylight is new, improved, gother than your mom, and could quite possibly be the next messiah.

Lady Delirium Straylight is that guy whom I send really bad pictures to and he helps me not to be scared of them anymore.

Lord Kieben StrayLight is the ONE CattyGoth-type online personality that I would miss if they all disappeared tomorrow...

Manda Straylight is the person who exposes all the goth geese on the net (myself included :P), and is still a virgin that wants to have sex on the managers desk at McDonalds

SweetLyta Straylight is the guy who gives even non-goth intelligent people the chance to laugh at all the little kids who try to crown themselves with the title of such a lovely, lovely culture!

Thank you very much, Isobel!

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Author	Description
Zastur	Straylight is everyone's favourite rwth-aachen.de account-holder who particularly enjoys wearing ruffly pink shirts and body hair, or so the pictures that Bane_ showed me exhibit, along with deciding who is and is not goth while wearing said ruffly pink shirt, drinking too much Fürltenberg Biere from a really large stein, and plotting the world's downfall with the Gothic Humane Society and Gothic Inane Society, not to mention the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, Betty White, a statue of Leif Ericsson, and David Bowie's penis.
Infinity	Straylight, brilliant inventor of the Goth Goose Wonder Bra is a viligant and loyal crusader in the fight to rid the world of goth geese, using his maniacal laugh and evil words to strike fear in the hearts of all black clad weenies, as well as to barbaque their black wearing asses to kingdom come with the Phaser blast from his flag ship the SS Goth Goose A-67395. Hail Captain Straylight!
Dirge	straylight is a lamer goth-nerd who tries desparately to convince the internet community that he is better than the rabble by poking fun at them while leaving his own identity a mystery, which if you've ever seen his home page is probably a good thing.
Ryan	Straylight is a fanatical Mcdonalds employee who thinks he is better than everyone else even though he can't dance the 3x3 and would rather study the chemical make-up of snakebite-and-black than drink it.
Necroangel	Straylight is everything Dirge and Ryan said, which is why we love him so much. ^_~
Theda	straylight has an unnatural and unholy fixation with mcdonalds.
Isadora	now available in a faux leather carrying case through this limited offer only, Straylight is new, improved, gother than your mom, and could quite possibly be the next messiah.
Lady Delirium	Straylight is that guy whom I send really bad pictures to and he helps me not to be scared of them anymore.
Lord Kieben	StrayLight is the ONE CattyGoth-type online personality that I would miss if they all disappeared tomorrow...
Manda	Straylight is the person who exposes all the goth geese on the net (myself included :P), and is still a virgin that wants to have sex on the managers desk at McDonalds
SweetLyta	Straylight is the guy who gives even non-goth intelligent people the chance to laugh at all the little kids who try to crown themselves with the title of such a lovely, lovely culture!