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For Week Starting May 4th, 1998

TweetyTribabyTweety

in gooseness my heart was won...

What a fucking stupid picture... Ts, ts, ts

you aren't what I love...

Okay, this is one of the most important and significant events in human history: The Goth Goose is going weekly! Of course the shitty layout and cheesy colours will stay and all other things you hate or love as well but I have to say that I start the new era with a very untypical Goth Goose called TriBaby. Look at her picture! Isn't it annoying? Isn't it ridiculous? Isn't it just horrible? Yes, it is! The high priest of a gothic miscarriage. Unfortunately that's the only bad thing I can say about TriBaby because she is no spooky kid but 29 years old. She is no stupid Mansonite but listens to cool music and believe it or not: She is a triathlete girlie and that's why I like her because I do triathlon, too. Goths doing sports? Hell yes you spooky kids out there: It IS possible! It does not hinder me from making her a Goth Goose anyhow because her "goth rocker" photo is soooooooo fucking disgusting.


This Goth Goose was nominated by myself (hahahahaha)! Marcus, you are really a sick creature!

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://www.stanford.edu/~brooksie/Whoami/TriBaby.HTML

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "Ha, ha, ha, ha... Wasted!"



real goths laughed at TRIBABY since 29 April 1998



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