
Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting August 16th, 1999
Vamp
in gooseness my heart was won...

"Since this is my homepage I'd like to tell you a little about myself."
Damn it, I wish you wouldn't because once more I have to read boring crap. What a self-abasement! Do these people have no self-respect? Why do they always upload stupid texts and think they'd be goth just because they have red text on a black background? Damn, her picture looks like a female amateur Mr. Manson copy.
And nevertheless Vamp is just another "Being goth in only 3 steps"-poseur: Just put on some red lipstick, look like a depressed "The world is against me"-kid and start babbling about vampires.
"I'm a 17-year-old Goth, I study Vampire religion"
No, you are not a goth, you do not even come close to what is called goth. Yes, you are only a boring poser whom I have seen too often in the web. Instead of studying your ridiculous vampire religion you should better start going to school and learn what's important for real life. Childhood ends someday, kid!
"Being a vampire doesn't make me an evil person"
No, THINKING you are a vampire makes you look like an idiot and be one of these moronic persons who belong into a mental asylum, denaturated amoeba!
"I would never intentionally hurt another individual to get blood, or for any other reason as a matter or fact."
Oh, you are such a good, good soul. Bla, bla, bla, bla! What the fuck is the intention of this moronic remark?
"Some of my favorite bands are: Type O Negative, NIN, TOOL, Cradle Of Filth, Deicide, and Cannibal Corpse"
Shit, I bet you don't know any The Sisters Of Mercy lyrics or who's Rozz Williams or how Ian Curtis died or what's the difference between Peter Murphy and Peter Steele or how often Southern Death Cult has changed their name or what the fuck goth means! Go love your girlfriend's girlfriend and dream of Type O Shit and never claim to be goth because I cannot stand you poseurs anymore.
"We are real, we are many, we are forever...."
"Many idiots" I would say... Hopefully not forever...
This Goth Goose was nominated by Vincent K..
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You are an inspiration for birth control!"