Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting April 5th, 1999
Vampirella Queen
in gooseness my heart was won...
"Hot As Hell"
I say: Stupid As Fuck
"Welcome to Hell and beyond.this is a site dedicated to all the creatures of the night, may thay be dead or undead!"
Yes, her page really looks like being in hell. And dedicated to what? Creatures of the night? Dead or undead? Where's Vampirella Queen's education?
"If you want to read my hellish poem, click on the dark.html."
Hell, no! But unfortunately I have to! And guess what? I am still laughing at your overdosed metaphors. You can fornicate with demons as much as you want - as long as I know you won't try to fuck any real goth! And consider this: If you want to impress us with your spooky angst poem then your poem should not contain any spelling errors.
"And If you want to give me a message, just write it in my guestbook and I'll read it"
You can absolutely be sure that I'm going to leave a message in your guestbook: You are a Goth Goose! Read and learn!
"Enjoy, or Die!!!!!"
Get a life or die!
"So, Have you guessed who that cool Vampiric looking chick is yet????"
You mean this horny and ridiculous looking teenie girl? Uhm, perhaps a Goth Goose?
Okay, I go deeper and deeper into her site and the deeper I go the worse my stomach feels. What belongs to every "vampire" page? Yes, a photo of Brandon Lee in The Crow clothes... And what does Vampirella Queen have on her page? Brandon Lee of course! Damn, even her boy-friend looks like a cheap copy of Brandon Lee. HELP ME!!!!!!!
"No one will be the God that Brandon Lee is!"
And nobody will be the Goth Goose you are!
And then we have a link to the"Goth clothes I love" between many vampire-related shitty links.
Girl, when will you understand that you are not goth? Okay, you never claim to be but somehow I have the impression you want to be a part of goth society. What a pity, you NEVER WILL!
This Goth Goose was nominated by Io Chaitra.
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You bottom dwelling scum sucker!"